Apr 16, 2011

Who's a Lucky Girl?

Well, the results are in! Thank you so much to everyone who voted. Over 50% of the votes concluded that design "A" was the clear winner. Hooray! My funky vagina shone through - that makes me very happy. I worked hard on that stylized clit, for sure. I will have items in my shop with my latest design, along side the fabulous 'Rock My Blog' and infamous 'Cunt Dragon' items.
*cough* shameless plug *cough*

NOW FOR THE WINNERS!
1st PRIZE (Evolved™ Sweet Cheeks) goes to #9 - A Taste of T - You lucky girl!
2nd PRIZE (Evolved™ Bottle Rocket) goes to #21 - Jack in the Hat - Hooray!

  
I'll be in touch so I can get your prizes to you!
Thank you also to my fantastic sponsor, The Love Shop. You guys are awesome! I could have spent hours looking through your store. It's like Disney World, but for sex fiends... like me.

And just so this post isn't entirely formal business, I'll leave you with one of my favorite orgasm jokes:

A guy was sitting on a plane in first class and noticed this pretty blonde sitting by herself across the aisle. She was very good looking and was dressed to show off her shape, with a tight knit sweater and short skirt.

The guy is reading a magazine and he hears a dainty sneeze. He looks over and says, “Bless you.” She says thanks and then takes a tissue out of her purse. 15 minutes goes by and he hears her sneeze again and he says, “Bless you ” again. This goes on for a while and she sneezes every 10 or 15 minutes.

After this happens 5 or 6 times, he looks at her and before he gets a chance to say anything, she takes out a tissue, lifts up her skirt and wipes her lady bits. She catches him staring at her and she blushes a bit. She tells him she is sorry and is a bit embarrassed about the situation, but every time she sneezes, she has an orgasm.

He is amazed at this medical condition that he has never heard of and asks her if she is taking anything for it. “Oh yes”, she says with a smile, “a little black pepper!”

9 comments:

  1. HA! that's a good one...

    poo! I never win anything! I swear I have the worst luck. funny - I don't remember breaking any mirrors...

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  2. pussy fur does it for me...

    aaachew!

    A

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  3. oh yeah, I voted on this....nearly forgot, lol....how do you come up w this!! brilliant!! my prima wants to open a toy store. if she does, i'm totally suggesting your estore :)

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  4. Congrates to the winners and to the Lovely Lady E for giving the public what it wants
    which is MORE OF YOU!
    xoxo
    Jess

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  5. Wahoo! I'm a lucky girl! Thx L.E.
    xoxo

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  6. That cunt dragon tee is fucking amazing!!!
    Everyone I know cringes at the word cunt and I don't understand. It's a wicked awesome word!

    :)

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  7. YAY! That's my favorite design and I happily voted for it. Best. Joke. EVER.

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