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NOW FOR THE WINNERS!
1st PRIZE (Evolved™ Sweet Cheeks) goes to #9 - A Taste of T - You lucky girl!
2nd PRIZE (Evolved™ Bottle Rocket) goes to #21 - Jack in the Hat - Hooray!
I'll be in touch so I can get your prizes to you!
Thank you also to my fantastic sponsor, The Love Shop. You guys are awesome! I could have spent hours looking through your store. It's like Disney World, but for sex fiends... like me.
And just so this post isn't entirely formal business, I'll leave you with one of my favorite orgasm jokes:
A guy was sitting on a plane in first class and noticed this pretty blonde sitting by herself across the aisle. She was very good looking and was dressed to show off her shape, with a tight knit sweater and short skirt.
The guy is reading a magazine and he hears a dainty sneeze. He looks over and says, “Bless you.” She says thanks and then takes a tissue out of her purse. 15 minutes goes by and he hears her sneeze again and he says, “Bless you ” again. This goes on for a while and she sneezes every 10 or 15 minutes.
After this happens 5 or 6 times, he looks at her and before he gets a chance to say anything, she takes out a tissue, lifts up her skirt and wipes her lady bits. She catches him staring at her and she blushes a bit. She tells him she is sorry and is a bit embarrassed about the situation, but every time she sneezes, she has an orgasm.
He is amazed at this medical condition that he has never heard of and asks her if she is taking anything for it. “Oh yes”, she says with a smile, “a little black pepper!”
HA! that's a good one...ReplyDelete
poo! I never win anything! I swear I have the worst luck. funny - I don't remember breaking any mirrors...
pussy fur does it for me...ReplyDelete
oh yeah, I voted on this....nearly forgot, lol....how do you come up w this!! brilliant!! my prima wants to open a toy store. if she does, i'm totally suggesting your estore :)ReplyDelete
Congrates to the winners and to the Lovely Lady E for giving the public what it wantsReplyDelete
which is MORE OF YOU!
Ha ha ha!ReplyDelete
Wahoo! I'm a lucky girl! Thx L.E.ReplyDelete
YAY! That's my favorite design and I happily voted for it. Best. Joke. EVER.ReplyDelete