Apr 8, 2011

A Proper Bitch & Moan

I haven't done a proper bitch & moan for quite a while, so I think it's about that time.

FUCK YOU
To the mothers who stand at the end of the street while their YOUNG children are playing on the construction site next door to us. What is wrong with you? Do you think it is a jungle gym? I think not! Wires, nails, exposed concrete re-enforcing steel rods... need I go on?

FUCK YOU
Government. You give me $2400 a year for the "Universal" Childcare benefit, but then tax my ass on it and tell me to give you back $716. Why can't you deduct the tax BEFORE and just give me the $1684. It's a win - win, because I'll tell you what: You give it to me and I'll use it. I don't have $716 lying around to give to you and now I have to figure out a way to come up with this money. Does anyone know how much kidneys are going for these days?

FUCK YOU
To the people that have littered in the forest. I've seen a lot of crap being left behind - mostly coffee cups, beer bottles - that kind of shit, but THIS? Really? With coffee cups, etc, it means that one was walking through the forest and couldn't be bothered holding on to their trash until they go home. THIS? This means someone actually went out of their way to lug it to the forest! What the fuck? It would have been a lot less effort to drag it to the end of your drive way; the garbage truck would have gladly taken it away.


And finally,
FUCK YOU
To getting sick... again. This is at least the 6th time I've been sick in the past few months. It seems like I'm sick more times than I'm healthy.
Fuck you snot.
Fuck you phlegm.
Fuck you cold chills.
And fuck you too, lethargy.


FawkYou

11 comments:

  1. Oh! What to say? First, I felt all warm and squishy inside as soon as I read "bitch and moan." Hooray! Also, those are some good, juicy things to be pissed about. I see those oblivious moms all the freaking time too as their kids stompety stomp in the deep mud before school. Whatevs. Last, do you take vitamin D? I was catching EVERY BUG THE KIDS BROUGHT HOME, until I started loading myself and the kids up on it. Me so sick of germs. Hope you feel better soon!

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  2. You and I should have a long talk abut Reliv and the fact tha like you I spent every season sick.. and now I don't. All because I started using Reliv every day..
    Ught the litter bugs kill me and the moms who do that needn't open their mouth to me when I get onto their kids for being in that area.. do the words CPS and child endangerment mean anything to them.. It would by the time I got done.. just sayin yeah I am a bitch like that.

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  3. I skimmed this blog real quick and thought it was some sort of come-on. Then, I thought it was a diatribe pointed at me. Then, I finally really read it. I agree.
    I wonder what happened to the kid who was in the car seat.....

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  4. Those are the same Moms (if that's whatcha wanna call them) that would be the first to complain to the county when their kid got stabbed in the food with a fuckin nail!!! Shit pisses me off!!
    Great B&M session, thanks for letting me play.

    xoxo
    Roxie-Girl

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  5. there's something kinda creep about seeing carseats tossed in the woods like that. maybe they belonged to kids whose moms let them play on construction sites unattended...

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  6. I wish I still had the picture of it, but while camping once - We ran into a recliner and a wheel chair randomly while on a hike.

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  7. I was going to say that I thought this was a great idea, and there are a lot of people I'd like to give fuck's to..... but it just wasn't sounding right. But now I said it anyway.

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  8. Let off a little steam did ya? You go girl, those were all steamers for sure. Personally, ya wanna go kick some ass I got your back on every one of those. Stopped by to say thanks for the love on my "Am I too old for sex" Post. Hey, there's just some things that got to be said! AIN'T THAT RIGHT? LOL Get better luv! I know what you mean. Fightin' a nasty one that thinks it found a home & doesn't want to leave, plus a tooth-ache! OUCH!

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  9. They actually let their kids play on a construction site? WTF! No wonder this world is going to hell in a handbasket. These kids are being raised by morons.

    I can't stand to see litter...Drives me insane.

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  10. I'll never understand the parents who let their kids do whatever shit they want to do so as long as they're not at home with them. Fuckers. And littering of any kind gets my panties in a bunch every single time.

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