I haven't done a proper bitch & moan for quite a while, so I think it's about that time.
FUCK YOU
To the mothers who stand at the end of the street while their YOUNG children are playing on the construction site next door to us. What is wrong with you? Do you think it is a jungle gym? I think not! Wires, nails, exposed concrete re-enforcing steel rods... need I go on?
FUCK YOU
Government. You give me $2400 a year for the "Universal" Childcare benefit, but then tax my ass on it and tell me to give you back $716. Why can't you deduct the tax BEFORE and just give me the $1684. It's a win - win, because I'll tell you what: You give it to me and I'll use it. I don't have $716 lying around to give to you and now I have to figure out a way to come up with this money. Does anyone know how much kidneys are going for these days?
FUCK YOU
To the people that have littered in the forest. I've seen a lot of crap being left behind - mostly coffee cups, beer bottles - that kind of shit, but THIS? Really? With coffee cups, etc, it means that one was walking through the forest and couldn't be bothered holding on to their trash until they go home. THIS? This means someone actually went out of their way to lug it to the forest! What the fuck? It would have been a lot less effort to drag it to the end of your drive way; the garbage truck would have gladly taken it away.
And finally,
FUCK YOU
To getting sick... again. This is at least the 6th time I've been sick in the past few months. It seems like I'm sick more times than I'm healthy.
Fuck you snot.
Fuck you phlegm.
Fuck you cold chills.
And fuck you too, lethargy.









Oh! What to say? First, I felt all warm and squishy inside as soon as I read "bitch and moan." Hooray! Also, those are some good, juicy things to be pissed about. I see those oblivious moms all the freaking time too as their kids stompety stomp in the deep mud before school. Whatevs. Last, do you take vitamin D? I was catching EVERY BUG THE KIDS BROUGHT HOME, until I started loading myself and the kids up on it. Me so sick of germs. Hope you feel better soon!