Apr 22, 2011

Introducing Flashback Friday

Firstly, go check out my guest post over at I'm Gonna Kill Him! Hooray!

OK. So this is a new feature I will be doing twice a month - well, that's the plan, anyway; I always have the best intentions.

I really didn't know what the hell I was doing when I first began this blog, so day after day, I rolled out some of my juiciest stories - and almost no one got to read them. In hindsight, I would have held my cards a little closer in my panties to my heart and been more selective on rolling out the goods. This girl's well is surely deep, but it ain't bottomless! What can I say? I've always put out too quickly. Wahh, wuhh, waaa.

So here's the deal:
I will do a quick 'n' dirty version (isn't that the best way regardless?) of a post from last year ever other Friday. I won't be doing a link-up, mainly because Life in a Pink Fibro has that covered with her fabulous Weekend Rewind. If you haven't checked that out, I highly recommend it.


Friends with Benefits

Most people will say that the concept of "Friends with Benefits" is nothing but a myth. This is not true; it is actually possible, however rare, like an exotic endangered animal.

I was able to have a successful FWB arrangement with a close friend of mine during the summer of our final year in high school (and it continued off and on for about 6 years). There was an in-door pool, sauna, hot tub and a couple acres of land and forest. Mark and I ended up being the only 2 in the hot tub and were exchanging harmless sexual innuendos and banter, which was entirely normal for us... until I responded to one of his insults with the very original, “Screw You!” He laughed for a second and then stopped abruptly. While still smiling, he replied, “Alright.”

“Alright what?”

“Screw me.”


“You heard me! Let’s do it.”

And we jumped out of the hot tub. There were a lot of people doing their own things at the party and no one noticed the two of us heading off into the woods.

There is one thing that I need to mention about the great Canadian woodlands...it is always fully stocked with mosquitoes...and they LOVE me. I was wearing a one-piece bathing suit, so in order to engage in some sexual liaisons, I had to get totally naked. My holiest of bits were on display for all the little blood-sucking insects to see. We managed to have a great little quickie that night; it wasn’t exactly the ideal setting for a slow, comfortable screw.

I did end up paying for it the next morning, however. The sex was fun, but there was not much quite as unpleasant than a half dozen giant itchy mosquito bites wedged up high between my butt cheeks, that was for certain!


  1. LOL. Nothing like a few mosquito bites to put lust in perspective. Thanks for the shout-out and thanks for Rewinding at the Fibro. :-)

  2. ahhh the days of nature sex and friends with benes. Good post.

  3. HA! That sounds quite unpleasant...

  4. Ahhhh a Flashback Friday! What a great idea... wherever did you get that idea?
    *nudge nudge poke poke smooch*

  5. man, i have 2 mosquito bites on my ass and i have been walking around scratching it for days. so humiliating!

  6. So that means while you were getting it on, a gaggle of skeeters were participating as well! So much for sexy 'canadian orgy stories,' as this doesn't sound like one of the fun ones...

  7. I have never screwed outside. I'm jealous. Well, not of the mosquitoes.

  8. Hilarious! Makes me pleased to be in the UK where al fresco sex might mean frozen nuts but not a mosquito bitten backside

  9. Pretty much the EXACT same thing happened to me except that I received my bare-assed mosquito bites in the rough of a golf course. Good times.

  10. sex outside would freak me out....I'm thinking bugs/pebbles and sand. Not to mention cops---crackin down on my love games, don't they feel the flava?

  11. Man, sex outside is dangerous. I had sex IN a hot tub when I was first dating Mike. never again. got a urinary track infection from it. LoL...

  12. As one of your inaugurals, I totally remember this post. Hot then, hot now.

  13. Love this idea. I'm definitely going to link up for the Weekend Rewind.


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