If you are a new reader, you might not have read the first installment of the legendary Lady Estrogen and Jeremy London imaginary conversation. Have a quick read, because like most sequels, apart from being tragically inferior to the original, previous plot lines are often referenced, so to have seen the original BEFORE the sequel is usually a good idea... unless you like being confused... if so, by all means, read on.
Lady Estrogen is sitting in a dark leather chair with an identical one across from her and a low coffee table sits in between; she is waiting for Jeremy. She is leaning over the table, reading the newspaper when he arrives and he collapses into the opposite chair with a deflated sigh.
Lady Estrogen: Welcome back! How was your trip?
Jeremy London: Exhausting and a little bizarre; I'm still recovering from it all.
LE: So, visiting your fans wasn't what you thought?
JL: To put it mildly.
LE: Well, don't keep me in suspense - show me the damn photos!
JL: OK, so the first stop was to meet Barbara in Ohio. She was ready and waiting when I arrived.
LE: She did her hair all pretty like, just for you. Aweeee.
JL: She slobbered on me... (winces) and it tasted like spam.
JL: Then this guy, Darren, told us to meet him in the forest somewhere in Northern Michigan; it was a little off-putting.
LE: I'm sure it was.
JL: He asked if he could kiss my pegasus. I still don't know how he knew I had a pet miniature pegasus.
LE: I don't think he said 'Pegasus', Jeremy.
LE: I like his glasses - très sexy. Are they Transition lenses?
LE: What? It's a genuine question.
JL: I don't fucking know, nor do I care. I'm just relieved I got out of there without him pushing me into a hole in his basement.
LE: I would have saved you.
JL: Then, we made it to Toronto just in time to witness the Slut Walk; it was good times.
LE: I'm sure you were a big supporter.
JL: Anything for a good cause, right? I tried to enjoy it from a distance.