For my 'big' 21st birthday, my university roommates threw me one of their legendary parties. I say 'big' with a hint of sarcasm because even though turning 21 in Canada doesn't mean shit, we celebrate the U.S. tradition and for some reason, 21 is therefore a big deal to us as well. I never really got it - it's not even an even number - jeez! (Read about My O.C.D. to get that joke) Regardless, I was getting a big 21st send off.
Their parties were awesome because they were usually themed parties and surprisingly, I would say 95% of guests complied with the alloted theme. I was amazed at the effort that had gone in to some of the costumes, even from the "too cool for school" type of guys. The question was what theme to have for MY party? Meh. What does Stephanie like... that we haven't already done... it was tough, and then we got it - Mushrooms! It was true, I was a massive mushroom fan. So instead of a costume party where everyone got drunk, they could wear what they wanted and hallucinate their asses off instead. We thought that adding a funky costume element with props and bright colours might pose as a serious "bad trip" risk, so no costumes.
I had invited Mark to the party, to which our very successful 'friends with benefits' arrangement was going strong. He had been up to visit me a few times for a roll in the sack, so most people knew him already.
Mark - never - did - drugs - for - a - reason.
The party was in full swing and it was packed. Living in a dealer's house sure made one popular, but I wasn't complaining. It was a great night and the buzz from the mushroom cookies was less intense that having them straight, which was a good thing considering I had to be somewhat sociable at this party. It was like a slightly stronger body buzz than one would get from say, hash brownies; I was lovin' it.
My eye caught Mark scarfing down some cookies. I pushed my way over to him and he was laughing. Through a mouthful of cookie, he mumbled, "I think I'll be fine since they're in food... totally, ya, I'll be fine!" I quickly replied, "How many have you had?" "I dunno. A couple of these and 5 or 6 of those other ones. They're awesome!" He pointed over towards the weed cookies; I told him he was screwed. I shook my head and walked away - but I needed to keep slight tabs on him since I would be requiring his washboard stomach and penis later on that night.
About an hour later, a girl came up to me and with an awkward smile, she said, "I think your boyfriend is dead." So I knew it wasn't serious, but I followed her to the bottom of the stairs and there was Mark - lying belly up on the middle landing with his head handing over the top stair. He actually did look dead, apart from the incessant snoring that his mouth was producing. He was 100% KO'ed and it took 2 other guys to peel him off the floor and into my bedroom. Years after that night, people would still ask me how the "Man of Death" was doing, and I knew exactly who they were talking about.
Considering the fact that we were just friends, I couldn't really get mad at him; he was just an idiot that night. Needless to say, I didn't get my Mushroom Birthday Sex that I was so looking forward to, but he did make it up to me... eventually ;)
Lmfaoooooo ! Awesome story !! Hahaha poor mark !ReplyDelete
Bwhahahaha! Hook me up with an invite to the next partay!ReplyDelete
I think 21 is such a big deal because it's the age of prime stupidity, and isn't that fun to celebrate?! My 21st celebration was one for the books, too, although definitely not rated for my blog! Perhaps as a guest post here? Nope...I think I'll keep that mess to myself. It was not such a happy ending ;)ReplyDelete
i never thought of putting the mushrooms into cookies. they always looked too gross to me to try eating them straight.ReplyDelete
btw, my word verification is "fook". haha!
Ooo that was funny! I didn't know Mark was into that either. He's such a guy eh? Glad he made it up to you, and hard to resist that washboard stomach of his. xoxoxo c.ReplyDelete
21 is the age you can legally drink alcohol in the US.ReplyDelete
Oh gosh!! You always seem to make me laugh!!! LOLReplyDelete
Ohhh.. thanks for that. HAHA. I would HOPE you don't think I'm THAT dumb. LOL. Yes, I know you can drink at 21 in the US - which is why I said I don't know why us Canucks adopt the US tradition (since our legal age is NOT 21, but 19). Cheers!ReplyDelete
HA! Never had mushroom cookies...but straight, and steeped like tea, yes! Sounds like a fun birthday, I'm sure Mark was bummed he missed out on the b.d. benefits too!ReplyDelete
I've tried to comment about 10x, all to watch it disappear.ReplyDelete
If you get them all, awesome. If not, hilarious post. I give up!
Your comments just enhance your post. I'm glad your 21st was one to remember, unfortunately I can't remember mine. Maybe Mark and I are related LOLReplyDelete