Jan 28, 2011

The Answers You Desire


OK. I had enough explanation that I though I might as well make a follow-up post about it. If you haven't read my Ugliest Award... Ever acceptance post, please do so BEFORE you read this one - or else it will be like you're just flipping to the back of the text book for the answers... CHEATER.

I also have to say that despite my best efforts to thwart everyone, ONE person (@SAHMlovingit) guessed correctly, dammit! I was so impressed that she'll be getting a 'Rock My Blog' tshirt care of moi. I will also be picking a random winner from my February Music Blog Hop (starting on Tues, Feb 1) for either a tshirt or a bag, so stay tuned.

The truth, yo!

1. I've had sex in the wheelchair bathroom stall of a McDonald's.
Never! Almost everything about a public toilet completely grosses me out. I could totally relate to Paul Finch in American Pie when he would go all the way home at lunch just to drop a deuce. 

2. I have a substantial tattoo that represents my first love on the back of my neck.
Nope, but I almost did. The next one I'm getting "sort of" has a smidgen of a reference to my first love, but it's mostly about people in my life that I love and/or have loved.. in general... and it will be on my shoulder. 

3. I was stoned and ended up having a 3-way with a girl friend of mine and our literature professor.
Not even remotely close. I did, however, lust after my literature professor; he was a little on the short side, but still HOT nevertheless. I gave him a manuscript of my first book to read and then he moved to California. I always wondered if he ever read it.

4. Grail Lore is my hobby and I wrote a 50 page dissertation on the Third Crusade.
You bet your bottom dollar I did! I thought that since I started this one with an Indiana Jones quote that no one would think this was correct, but alas, I am a medieval geek at heart. In my defense, no matter how much I love Grail Lore (and Arthurian Legend), it was the dullest and most painful 50 pages I've ever written!

5. I have an IQ of 163 but I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning.
My IQ is definitely higher than Forrest Gump, but no where near that high; this is based on a quote from Heathers, which @SAHMlovingit ALSO got. She rocked my balls on getting that as well! My husband made the tragic error in sending me an IQ test once. I score 6 points higher than him and those 6 little points will ALWAYS be a festering splinter in our marriage. He even got me to take another different test, and the results were the same. Fucking chauvinistic male pride, seriously.   

10 comments:

  1. Lusting after a professor, huh? Damn, I wish I had fucking went to college! A real college, not just a trade school lol they have the ugliest teachers there lol

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  2. *celebrates with a victory dance*

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  3. Love, love, love that you can pull those amazing lies out of your arse! I couldn't even being to guess.

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  4. Oh man, I'm jealous of the shirt. Can I guess again and get one? ;]

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  5. Arthurian legend? I love reading novels based on the legends and folklore of Arthur.
    And, nope, I'd have never guessed.

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  6. really entertaining! I would have guessed wrong by the way so no shirt for me :(
    I am in total admiration of you even thinking up these responses.
    I was mad about Albert Camus' Literature and specialised in that. I still have all his books (in French). Don't tell anyone though they may think I'm intellectual and I most certainly am not!

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  7. What a great post!

    I just found your blog through a Saturday blog hop. Have a great weekend!

    Amanda @ www.nutritionistreviews.com

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  8. Oh bullshit! just link up! you know you want too!
    :)

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  9. Haha, hilarious!! Love your blog!

    G'day from down under in Australia - hope you have an awesome day!!

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