Jan 11, 2012

Look. Twins!

ZzzzOMG, you guys... 
One goes in my computer; the other up my pooter!

I cannot begin to describe the excitement I experienced when I saw a bowl of these
sitting on the counter at the Best Future Staples place. I obviously had the pocket bullet already 
(it came with my strap-on dildo - isn't that so friggin' nice of them? Ahem), so when I saw its kindred spirit, I lost my shit. 
They are now together, but have no fear! They will never be confused with each other.
Remember, I'm a mother of twins; I've got this shit covered. Pssfftt.

And yes, I'm easily amused.


  1. You can store porn on it, and the irony increases!

  2. haha! There is also a vibrator that looks like a flash drive. It might even have a USB...

  3. i don't know that i would have bought that at the office supply store, but i surely would have giggled while looking at it & taking a picture on my phone!

  4. Hahahahaha don't tell me they didn't know. Or are they so stupid they can't tell what it looks like? Maybe office supply people don't get any. Hmmm
    I do believe there is a usb powered vibe. Must look into this now.

  5. the one that goes in your pooter looks like its been used... ;P

  6. Lady E. Which is which? I was doing the laundry the other day and the one without the loop was in my Gram's sweater pocket.

    Miniature hard drives?

  7. Hahahahaha... I had to laugh at Zombie's comment and your reply.

    What's with you and steel??? ;)

  8. I have a vibrator that looks like a tube of lipstick.

  9. @Sweaty

    It's very, umm, strong.


    THAT is awesome. 007 Stealth.
    Me likes.

  10. Holy shit! That is awesome. Now I don't have to explain anything to the in-laws when they are snooping in my drawers. I love you.

  11. I'm impressed that you'll be able to tell them apart. Right away. Maybe.

  12. @Suniverse

    Hell yeah - piercing or no piercing.

    Personally, I prefer pierced, but that wouldn't go over too well :)

  13. You may not confuse them.. but someone will.
    Wait for it.

  14. You just reminded me of something I needed to do..LMAO. Damn if they got switched in the drawer, I know I'd pull the other one out and make a big mistake, lol.

    Whoopsie daisy!



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