Look. Twins!

Posted by Lady Estrogen Jan 11, 2012

ZzzzOMG, you guys... 
One goes in my computer; the other up my pooter!

I cannot begin to describe the excitement I experienced when I saw a bowl of these
sitting on the counter at the Best Future Staples place. I obviously had the pocket bullet already 
(it came with my strap-on dildo - isn't that so friggin' nice of them? Ahem), so when I saw its kindred spirit, I lost my shit. 
They are now together, but have no fear! They will never be confused with each other.
Remember, I'm a mother of twins; I've got this shit covered. Pssfftt.

And yes, I'm easily amused.

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15 comments:

  1. Lost.in.Idaho said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    You can store porn on it, and the irony increases!

  1. The Tsaritsa a.k.a. Alexandra Naughton said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    haha! There is also a vibrator that looks like a flash drive. It might even have a USB...

  1. SherilinR said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    i don't know that i would have bought that at the office supply store, but i surely would have giggled while looking at it & taking a picture on my phone!

  1. Jessica ( frellathon ) said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    Hahahahaha don't tell me they didn't know. Or are they so stupid they can't tell what it looks like? Maybe office supply people don't get any. Hmmm
    I do believe there is a usb powered vibe. Must look into this now.

  1. Zombie said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    the one that goes in your pooter looks like its been used... ;P

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    @Zombie

    Well... DUH. ;)

  1. Mooner Johnson said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    Lady E. Which is which? I was doing the laundry the other day and the one without the loop was in my Gram's sweater pocket.

    Miniature hard drives?

  1. Sweaty said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    Hahahahaha... I had to laugh at Zombie's comment and your reply.

    What's with you and steel??? ;)

  1. Pamela Gold said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    I have a vibrator that looks like a tube of lipstick.

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    @Sweaty

    It's very, umm, strong.

    @Pamela

    THAT is awesome. 007 Stealth.
    Me likes.

  1. Jen said...:
    Wednesday, 11 January, 2012

    Holy shit! That is awesome. Now I don't have to explain anything to the in-laws when they are snooping in my drawers. I love you.

  1. Suniverse said...:
    Thursday, 12 January, 2012

    I'm impressed that you'll be able to tell them apart. Right away. Maybe.

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:
    Thursday, 12 January, 2012

    @Suniverse

    Hell yeah - piercing or no piercing.

    Personally, I prefer pierced, but that wouldn't go over too well :)

  1. Leighannn said...:
    Thursday, 12 January, 2012

    You may not confuse them.. but someone will.
    Wait for it.

  1. Twinpossible said...:
    Sunday, 15 January, 2012

    You just reminded me of something I needed to do..LMAO. Damn if they got switched in the drawer, I know I'd pull the other one out and make a big mistake, lol.

    Whoopsie daisy!


    http://www.twinpossible.com/blog

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