A little bit of this, and a lot of sweating to that.
Yes, honey. THAT goes in right THERE... I know it's been a while. Ahem.
Need a third party processor? I just put in new batteries. Here you go...
Afterwards, we're lying with our legs intertwined. Comfortable.
Hub: How is it that so soon after sex, you are cold already? You're the Ice Queen.
Me: This isn't anything new. You've been calling me that for years.
Hub: Well, it still amazes me. You are like.... a thief of my heat. No. A Dementor! But not of souls; of heat.
Me: It's a good thing I'm just as nerdy as you, so to appreciate the awesomeness of that.
Hub: Sure. It wasn't meant to please you though.
Me: How could it not? We just had sex and you call me a Dementor of Heat. You made a movie reference -- that's soooo romantic!
Hub: You're warped. You know that, right?
Then I started singing 'Canned Heat' by Jamiroquai.
He didn't appreciate it. He deep sighed, rolled over and cocooned himself into his sheets, covering his ears.
Gawd damn party pooper!
"Dance! Nothing left for me to do but dance off
these bad times I'm going through, just dance.
Got canned heat in my heals tonight baby, Whoooooo!"
Sorry! Perhaps I should have put THIS version instead. GOSH!
This is for you, Sarcasm Goddess :)
Apparently I live a third world country or something cuz when I tried to click on the video it said the uploader wasn't available in my country. WTF? The husband loves it when I dement his heat.ReplyDelete
Don't know what's going on there! Damn you, YouTube!
My hubby hates my cold feet. I always stick them on him to warm them up. Seriously though my feet are like ice, in July, while the rest of me is pouring sweat. But sex sounds nice. I might have to move the 2 year old out of my bed and take my oh so sexy 8 month pregnant ass to bed naked tonight & hope I get lucky. And if I don't, I'll just warm my ice-toes on his balls. Either way I win.ReplyDelete
My ex wife used to do this to me. Often in my sleep. Once I elbowed her in the sternum as a reflex...Delete
Aweee. I'm sure your 8mth pregnant ass can blame some of it on circulation. Me? No idea. I'm just cold blooded.Delete
But yes, get the toddler OUTTA there :p
What's cooler than being cool?ReplyDelete
All right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right....
OMG. Totally singing that NEXT time I get called the Ice Queen! Alllllright!Delete
The Twin still encourages me to warm my feet up on him, which is not a good idea because I literally run 10 degrees colder than the next normal person does, thus my hands and feet are blocks of ice, just like my heart! Mwahhhhhahahah!ReplyDelete
Sister Ice Queen checking in!ReplyDelete
Hubs still bugs me (FIVE FREAKING YEARS LATER) about turning down the A/C in Mexico because I was freezing.
What can I say, I like it HOT!
And I second Idaho's song suggestion.
I love that dance.ReplyDelete
I wish I could do it.
Now I know what to do in my free time... Thanks for the inspiration. Will hopefully come up with my own dance version soon. lol.ReplyDelete