Guess who had a birthday?
Here's to also wishing everyone a fabulous holiday. See? Birthday AND festive wishes in the same post - I'm a mutherfucking cheapskate, right? Deal with it, yo! (Yes, I mean you... and you, but not you.)
I will be currently experiencing a severe meltdown, as it is my very first year hosting both Christmas and Boxing Day dinners. Pray for my family that I don't poison them all, because, really, they're probably fucked.
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O...M...*toot*...G...
*toot* *toot* *toot*
*speechless*
*still speechless*
LMAO
Seriously, you are one sick biatch, ya know that?!? And I love you SO! Thank you, girlfriend. I feel so sweaty now ;)