Dec 19, 2011

Christmas is coming...

Christmas is coming,
My ass is getting fat.
The kids have all gone mental
And the dog just shat. 

I'm oddly rather horny —
Just a quickie shag'll do.
If you can't put out for Christmas
Then really, fuck you.  

Christmas is coming,
I don't mean to be a crank,
But get your shit together
And then I want a spank.

There's so much crap to do
And I hate to be so blunt.
But after all the chores are done
You need to lick my cunt.

Your folks are staying over 
A tiny piece of Hell.
I think I've more than earned
For you to ring my bell.

This time of year is when
I really start to twitch
'Cos Christmas is coming...
Ain't she a lucky bitch.


17 comments:

  1. I hope Santa stuffs your stocking REAL good this year...

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  2. May all your wishes come true. Maybe Santa can give you a quicky on his rounds?

    A

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  3. I sincerely hope I hear this on the radio one day soon. Merry Christmas twat!

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  4. This sums up exactly how I feel about the holidays. Now that I'm happily single, sadly I will have to rely on B.O.B. for this. I'm half tempted to repost this just for a laugh (with your permission and credit to you of course).

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  5. bwahaha @ xmas cumming -- took me a sec but you can't get nuttin past me... lol!

    seriously hope ya get your itch scratched & santa is cool to you $ yours!

    xxoo

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  6. @Jessica

    Dude! They should know that giving is better than receiving... for them, anyway. lol

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  7. I only wish I had seen this before I sent my Christmas cards out...

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  8. oh yeah, this is totally going on next years christmas card. :D

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  9. @Random & Zombie

    I should totally design some for ya :)

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  10. HAHAHAHA....Great way to start my morning!

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  11. The perfect poem to read while drinking hot cocoa. See, you make even innocent moments crazy!

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  12. Lady Estrogen, other esteemed members of the panel. I find myself in a quite festive and giving spirit as Christmas approaches, so I want to make myself available to fullfill all of your holiday wishes.

    I can address you in ones or twos, unless of course, we make good use of a tazer gun. I consider all requests, have a gentle hand and am a good listener.

    It is, after all, about the giving.

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  13. Um... Alrighty then!!! LOL

    Merry Christmas to you too, Lady E! hahahahahaha

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  14. You are always horny.
    This is nothing new.
    Perv

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  15. okay, R u asking your man to put out or santa?? ;)

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  16. Hahaha brilliant. Hope you get a good stuffing my dear!

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