Because of family visitors, preparing food to the point of exhaustion, and having a couple fairly fantastic meltdowns (both me and the little people), these are what sporadically put a smile on my face over the last few weeks. Here are my Top Ten Tweets of December... and because I'm a self-proclaimed narcissist (and others have proclaimed it as well) I will start with 2 of my own special holiday tweets. At least I didn't favourite my own tweets, so you have to give me some credit. Enjoy!
Holiday Twittertainment
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If balls smelt like bacon. Chocolate covered bacon balls. I swear that brought a tear to my eye. Genius just genius. Why did I not think of this? From now on I must ask guys to let me wrap their balls in bacon. Note to self find a Jewish or Muslim guy to do that with solely for entertainment. I guarantee for ball licking religion would fly out the window.
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the bacon balls wouldnt be that bad of an idea. Good thing there is some bacon sex lube. Seriously.
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THOSE ARE AWESOME! And I'm in there. I LOVE being famous...
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I've been told I should get a Twitter account. Maybe I will.
But, first I'm going to visit the butcher and buy me some bacon.
Naked.
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These are hilarious. Part of the reason why I love Twitter.
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LOVE THOSE! I shall pray you make it through this week. I need company on Twitter. So really it's all for selfish reasons, but still a win-win :)
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Oh the things I remember from your blog!!! Thanks. From now on, IF (that 'if' is on purpose) I ever get to see 'that' kind of balls again (not likely in the near future from the looks of it), I know I'd be expecting some kind of bacon smell. Ew.
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HAHAHA Write a blog about Toby Keith and alllll the rednecks will come out of the woodwork to call you a dirty whore.
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Happy Birthday to the man who shares his life with you. What a guy!
Also?
I want to see wedding pictures
Get hooked up, yo!
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