This one was especially for Carri Brown, because she's so lucky that way:
The more I think about it, he likely did it on purpose.
We'll leave you two alone then ;)
Yes. This...
That would be divine. Or chocolate covered bacon balls.
Every time I see a car decorated like a reindeer, I want to crash into them, so... agreed!
This? Was just nerd-tastic and awesome.
Hulk laugh.
Make that a baker's dozen, darling!
And finally, the #1 sentiment that sums it all up...
And now I must get through my husband's birthday AND our anniversary, both of which are this week.
By a thread, people.
By. A. Thread.
Fuck.
If balls smelt like bacon. Chocolate covered bacon balls. I swear that brought a tear to my eye. Genius just genius. Why did I not think of this? From now on I must ask guys to let me wrap their balls in bacon. Note to self find a Jewish or Muslim guy to do that with solely for entertainment. I guarantee for ball licking religion would fly out the window.
ReplyDeleteI love the bacon balls one. ;)
ReplyDeletethe bacon balls wouldnt be that bad of an idea. Good thing there is some bacon sex lube. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteTHOSE ARE AWESOME! And I'm in there. I LOVE being famous...
ReplyDeleteI've been told I should get a Twitter account. Maybe I will.
ReplyDeleteBut, first I'm going to visit the butcher and buy me some bacon.
Naked.
These are hilarious. Part of the reason why I love Twitter.
ReplyDeleteLOVE THOSE! I shall pray you make it through this week. I need company on Twitter. So really it's all for selfish reasons, but still a win-win :)
ReplyDeleteOh the things I remember from your blog!!! Thanks. From now on, IF (that 'if' is on purpose) I ever get to see 'that' kind of balls again (not likely in the near future from the looks of it), I know I'd be expecting some kind of bacon smell. Ew.
ReplyDelete*pours a drink*
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to the man who shares his life with you. What a guy!
ReplyDeleteAlso?
I want to see wedding pictures