Blue M&Ms are Simply Superior

It is mostly likely an isolated occurrence that I will post anything like this, but I was laughing so hard when it took place, tears were streaming down my face. Thank you, Gmail, for recording every word of all my gChats. I never thought it had a purpose until this very moment. Since it was essentially instigated by the Studio30Plus writing prompt, I am taking the liberty in saying that this still totally counts. Fuck yeah, it does!

2:17 PM me: I'm trying to do a funny poem about my weird habits... I needed a rhyme idea for the word "few".. of course, Stu came up. hahaha

2:18 PM Stu: ha ha

 me: don't think I'll use that one though

2:22 PM Stu: you can use me how you like

 me: you say that, but then every time I try, you scold me ;)

2:24 PM Stu: well there is a time and place darling

2:25 PM me: humfh

2:27 PM Fine, then. I WILL put you as a weird habit of mine. lol

 Stu: that is probably true

 me: what? that you're a habit?

2:29 PM Stu: a weird habit

2:30 PM me: best one I've ever had then... apart from counting and sorting M&Ms

2:32 PM and twirling my hair

  or biting the sides of my fingers

2:33 PM OK, but you'd definitely be in the Top 5.

 Stu: mmm I want m&m's

 me: Me too

2:34 PM but I would need to sort them by color and quantity

  like an M&M bar graph

2:35 PM It is truly a beautiful thing when it's all laid out.

2:36 PM If math was that yummy, I probably would have been much better at it

2:37 PM you've gone to get M&Ms, haven't you?

2:38 PM Stu: no, was working.

  They taste all the same you know

2:39 PM me: that's not the point

2:40 PM The blue ones are simply superior!

2:41 PM Stu: this is probably one of the dumbest conversations we have ever had

2:42 PM me: this makes me happy

  Fuck the poem, I'm just going to use this conversation

2:43 PM because, really, I can't make this shit up

  GOLDEN SHIT

2:44 PM if it came in silver, bronze and platinum, I'd sort all that shit too

2:46 PM platinum would be on top

  I like being on top

 Stu: so you are now sorting your shit?

2:47 PM me: only if it was made of precious metals

  otherwise? no.

2:48 PM I love how you ignored my sexual innuendo just then

2:51 PM Stu: well you went from sorting feces to riding me. Not exactly the image I want

2:53 PM me: HA! "Golden" feces, babe

2:54 PM Stu: don't care

  shit is still shit

2:55 PM me: Fine. Back to M&Ms then?

 Stu: sure ya weirdo

2:56 PM me: you do realize that you've just helped me with my post for tonight, right?

2:59 PM I just used you

  Do you feel dirty?

 Stu: more like bored and sad that I won't ever get that time back

3:00 PM me: Wait until you read it back, you'll want to kill yourself...