I love this! Especially the M. Night Shamyalan twist at the end!
And I'm sorry, even if I were Lady Gaga's lover and had slept with her a hundred times, I'd still have the slightest inkling of fear that I'm going to wake up with a boner poking my back...
"And I'm sorry, even if I were Lady Gaga's lover and had slept with her a hundred times, I'd still have the slightest inkling of fear that I'm going to wake up with a boner poking my back... "
She seems like the type who would lull you into a false sense of security like that, doesn't she?
Gaga out of nowhere!
ReplyDelete@Mike
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Yes, she does.
The original book ends like this:
One dog, Two dogs, Lots of dogs...
CAT!
HAHA! Love it. That picture of Ozzy totally caught me off guard.
ReplyDeleteI think this would be nice companion to that book that came out a couple of months ago, "Go the F*ck to Sleep."
I love it!!!!! I want a hard copy for my coffee table ~laugh~
ReplyDeleteSo clever... did you do all that in Photoshop? i gotta learn that package.
ReplyDelete@Saucy
ReplyDeleteYes, a perfect companion. I believe you are right on that one. lol
@Lynn
Yes, me and Adobe are like *that*
Is there a scratch and sniff, or a pop up book version?
ReplyDeleteI love this! Especially the M. Night Shamyalan twist at the end!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sorry, even if I were Lady Gaga's lover and had slept with her a hundred times, I'd still have the slightest inkling of fear that I'm going to wake up with a boner poking my back...
Ha! Love it!
ReplyDelete@TheCarylness:
ReplyDelete"Is there a scratch and sniff,"
Oh.Em.Gee. Please, no.
"or a pop up book version?"
Oh.Em.Gee. Please, yes!
:) I'll take a mixture of scruffy, bad & howl.....although good guy is sucha charmer.
ReplyDelete"And I'm sorry, even if I were Lady Gaga's lover and had slept with her a hundred times, I'd still have the slightest inkling of fear that I'm going to wake up with a boner poking my back... "
ReplyDeleteShe seems like the type who would lull you into a false sense of security like that, doesn't she?