I'm So Effin' Versatile

First thing's first.
My STD link-up has reached 20 blogs! Ahh, lovely - it's spreading nicely, I see.
The stories have been awesome. I've enjoyed reading all of them, truly. I haven't had one single regret about spreading this disease diploma around to all my nearest and dearest.

I promised I would give away some loot - and since I like round numbers, I think reaching 20 is a good place for me to exhibit some generosity, so....

Karen, from Life is a highway...and there are potholes - you were #2 and my trusty random generator has made you the first chosen one! You have won a "Rock My Blog" tote bag. Twitter DM or email me your deets, you lucky bitch! Yay!

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Second thing's second.
I've been slack about this acceptance - and it's NOT because it's not appreciated; it totally is.

Thank you to MultitaskingMumma, Blissfully Domesticated, Lost in Idaho and there was one more. If it's you, let me know - I'm so sorry!

Here is where I am supposed to list 7 things about myself. Pssst. They might not all be true - I'm in THAT kind of mood.

1. I once had a boyfriend's mother ask me how good her son was in the sack.
2. I made my television debut when I was 16; I got interviewed for a charity bike ride in great length, but it was 98% edited out. The only part that made it on air was "Sheep! I've never seen so many sheep!" I wasn't impressed.
3. I have had a real STD.
4. I hate onions; I find them unnecessary and repugnant.
5. I could very likely eat an entire box of cereal in one sitting, but since I'm not a male, I have not attempted to prove or disprove this claim.
6. I threw up on a ferris wheel all over the people in the bucket below.
7. I went on Drop Zone at 2am while peaking on mushrooms - it was fucking awesome.

And guess what? I'm being a bitch and not passing it on. Suck it! I'm keeping it for myself. I only like passing on STDs. Besides, I think everyone's already got it. Just TRY and get the blogger police to take me away - you'll never find me. I'm like Osama Bin Laden. Ah, fuck. That doesn't work anymore, does it? I can't really say Waldo either, because I was awesome at finding that little ugly bastard. Well... anyway... you get the idea.

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Third thing's third.

I'm guest posting over at Boobies, Babies & A Blog. It's about an awesomely stupid conversation I had with my drama queen husband recently than involves a foreshadowing of our son becoming addicted to internet porn, amongst other things... as ya do. Check it out :)