May 11, 2011

Bajingos Illustrated


You better believe this work of art is going up on my store some time in the near future. A thanks has to be extended to @Ida_Homie for his part in brainstorming for this juvenile activity. Twitter is truly inspirational... if you're aiming to be inspired by useless drivel that contains zero intellectual value, which is my favorite kind, truly.

REVISIONS: Whilst formatting the poster, I thought of one I couldn't BELIEVE I left out - Gold Digger. Ugh! OK - so poster is now available as well! Check it.

32 comments:

  1. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter.

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  2. You can't beat a good bajingo.

    I mentioned you on my blog a couple of days ago btw... not in the way you would have thought either!

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  3. Lol. @ = the I forgot to shave lol

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  4. I don't want to be the gramma va-gee-gee!

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  5. and yet another format for your blog...you sure are a restless gal!

    great artwork you nut

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  6. Now I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but why is there an area to swipe my credit card right next to her snatch?

    More importantly, why doesn't it take AmEx??

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  7. @Karensomethingorother
    I don't wanna be the gramma either?! HAHA

    @Lynn
    LAST major revision - I'm finally happy! I swear ;)

    @Lost.In.Idaho
    NO AmEx? Where's the class? That should entitle you to a freebie!

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  8. Sheer brilliance!!! I love this!

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  9. If you're ever in Idaho, we should do a vid to this. Or, at least the gold digger one.

    You and I are about to get it on. Things are getting hot and heavy. When I go down there, I hear a buzzer sound.

    I look down, and see one of those dollar bill slots. I look at you, pissed, and you just shrug.

    I get out my wallet, grumbling. Pull out a bill, and try to put it in. Inset the old cliche of "the bill reader won't take the money" and I'm trying to smooth it out... You're getting impatient and kind of bored...

    I think that'd be pretty a popular video, if we could get it on FoD or youtube, don't you?

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  10. @Lost.In.Idaho
    You're killin' me.
    I would say that not many would want to see a vid close-up of my lady bits, but who am I kidding? There's a market for everything these days.

    You should be a director.

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  11. How about a bedazzled bajingo?

    -docgoddess

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  12. @docgoddess
    Ohh.. maybe with a semi-colon - the bottom might look like a piercing? HAHA.

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  13. This is amazing and I can't wait to show everyone I know and buy the t-shirt and poster and mug and anything else you can fit it onto.

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  14. Bahahahahaha! I flipping love this!!!! So clever!

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  15. I love love love that you have continued to work on your erotic texting :)

    Fan fucking tastic!

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  16. Loved it! You might enjoy my Fornicating With The Stars post for a slightly different take on the diagram :)

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  17. How's your ticker... OMG. I'm cracking up right now!!!

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  18. Hilarious. I'm still cracking up.

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  19. Who doesn't love juvenile behavior?

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  20. That made me laugh so hard! I'm totally texting my husband with my other hand... ha ha ha!

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  21. I am dying laughing right now. LOVE it!

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  22. Hahahaha you made my day! :D

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  23. lol thats great!

    Lost.In. Idaho sent me

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  24. Ha ha ha that's very clever!

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  25. MastUrbation? (or is about mastering something)

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  26. Thanks, anonymous.
    Just caught that. Ugh.

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  27. HAHAHAHA! "The Mother" is my favorite, or rather, least favorite. Those watermelons sure take a toll on the old goodie basket, don't they? Who knew we could have so much fun with a keyboard?! This might be my new favorite hobby...coming up with new and exciting bajingo emoticons. Thank you for this valuable service!

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