Bitches be rude!

Jul 23, 2012

It's that time again where I've locked myself In The Powder Room stall so I can unload - and I'm not talking about my IBS, so don't worry. Please journey over there and perhaps even add some more "come back" ideas to my list of woulda coulda shoulda's to mine. I'm sure there's much, much more that could have been said.

Oh, yes... so much motherfucking more.

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I also wanted to share some of my breathtaking photography today. I posted on The Twitter a little while ago about this tree that flashes me its brown eye and rudely mocks me every time I walk by it. Ahem.


I guess because historically speaking, the act of "mooning" has been primarily dominated by men -- especially when kilts were in fashion, that I assumed it was a "he tree". I mean, have you seen Braveheart or even more recently, Brave? Oh, yes, there's an old Scottish man moon in Brave. Thank you, Disney.

Anyhow, I digress. Today, I finally took to exploring around the rest of this tree, which I have come to affectionately call Seymour Butts McTree, and guess what?!

Jane Seymour Butts McTree

He's a fucking she tree!

This tree is seriously exposed, yo! In light of this new information, I've had to amend her name to Jane Seymour Butts McTree.

And if you're wondering if I gave her hood a little tickle?

Hell yes, I did.
DON'T BE SO DISGUSTING; OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
I am not a Dendrophiliac.

Aaaaaaaaaahem.




9 comments:

  1. You so fondled the girl tree.

  1. Heh, I probably couldn't find 'it' on the tree either...

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:

    @Brandon

    Really? She's making it fairly easy to find :)

  1. Dead Cow Girl said...:

    You have much better trees there then we do here.

  1. T. Roger Thomas said...:

    Oh, Photoshop what can't you do?

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:

    T. Roger

    This is *NOT* Photoshop'ed - I swear to Jebus! I didn't even adjust the lighting or anything. I love my Jane Seymour Butts McTree. I see her every day when I walk Stella ;)

  1. Jess said...:

    I love love love that you have an exhibitionist tree.

    Hmm. Yet another unexpected phrase I've written since I started blogging.

  1. Leighannn said...:

    Only you would check out a tree.
    Perv.

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