Feb 20, 2012

I cannie believe it!

Ooooh, Gerard. You sure know how to talk to this lady.
And I accept.

Thank you, everyone that had come and gone, come and stayed, or just come -- 
all because of the smut vomit I have produced over the past 300 posts. Thank you, thank you.

I'd like to think I've written some good shit and that it has become a lot better since post #1, but on a purely superficial level, here are my top 3 "Fuck yeah" moments thus far.

3. When I randomly wrote a post about one of my favorite movies and the band that did the soundtrack to it. About a week later, I got a huge comment from THE MOTHER FUCKING LEAD SINGER. That was pretty fantastic. Yay, Amanda Kravat. You are wonderful! Her songs have meant so much to me for a very long time and still get me through rough times even today.

2. When I wrote a fictional post about Jeremy London because he's great jokes on Twitter, and I finally convinced him to take a photo for me saying that he loves Cunt Dragons. How much did my heart soar? Through the gawd damn roof, bitches!

1. I wrote and directed a music video based on stories that I have written for this blog. Did you hear? Oh, yeah... just in case I haven't whored it out enough. Because, really, how much whoring IS enough? It's really a grey area...


  1. Ooooo aren't you the lucky lucky wee yin

  2. Now, write about a fantasy of an overseas love affair with a british actor, then go make it happen!

  3. If you screw my boyfriend I swear to God I will cut your pretty face.
    And congrats.

  4. Jeremy London was way cool for that and did I mention that I blogged your music video? Well I did, you did a great job on it too. You've also set the bar very high now and will be required to have sex with Butler. If you can hook me up with Jason Momoa I would love you forever. Thanks, much obliged.

  5. Huge fan of your smut vomit. May it continue on forever more. XO

  6. Congrats on the milestone! I didn't realize I was that far behind on your smut vomit. I may have to take a few days off work and start from #1 to make sure I'm not missing anything.

  7. Hooray for you being on the Internet. It makes me happy all the time.

  8. Congrats my friend. I have a feeling this is only the very beginning

  9. Gerard perfect for any celebration. Congrats on the big 300.

  10. Thanks everyone!!

    And Lesley? Sorry to tell you, but I totally got there first.
    Suck it up ;)

  11. Congrats on reaching 300, Lady! And what better way to celebrate it than with Gerard! I still remember laughing my arse off at this one scene in the movie... I think it was when the men were all preparing to go to war, and they were all wearing capes and stuff, and suddenly they all posed and the highlight was on their speedos. Hahahahahaha.

    Love you, always, dear friend.


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