My favourite band was going to be in town and I knew I had to do something above and beyond to try and meet them; I just had to. I guess it would be classified as "groupie" behaviour, but I didn't care. It was leaked out as to where they "might" be staying, so a friend and I went down to the hotel early that morning to check it out. There weren't as many people staked out as I thought there would be, but maybe we were just there earlier than the others.
I won't divulge into that part too much other than it was an incredible morning, but the best was yet to come. The lead singer and I actually hit it off and he was totally coming on to me. I wasn't stupid; I knew how these things usually played out. The thing I should mention was that although I was sexually liberal and had a couple sex toys, I was technically a virgin. I don't know why, really! I guess there just wasn't anyone that had come along yet that I wanted to have penetrate my holiest of holies... until that day.
He asked me if I wanted to come back to the hotel. HELL YA! My friend gave me a wink of approval and she left me at the hotel. We quickly made our way to the bed as he undressed me. Surprisingly, I wasn't nervous - just really fucking turned on. It was like I was having a fantasy out-of-body experience; I couldn't believe this was happening. I was well versed in oral sex and I pulled out all the stops! I wanted it to be the best head I'd ever given, and I think it was - he was sure vocal about it while he finished and of course I swallowed. I knew that would be an added bonus.
He pushed me back on to the bed, gently spread my legs in the air and began to go down on me. HOLY CRAP! I don't know why, but I wasn't expecting him to be, how to I say it? Attentive towards MY needs, but he really, really was - and that long tongue wasn't just good for singing, that's for damn sure! It didn't take too long before I started to climax - quicker than it had taken with other guys, but then again, they weren't fucking famous rockstars; apparently, that really helps!
He took a little break to get a condom and water for the both of us. He came back to bed and after a quick make-out interlude, he gestured for me to turn over. OK, so my first time was going to be doggie style? Eik, I was a little nervous now, but there was NO WAY I was going to tell him. I guess my giant sized dildo marathons payed off, because it was fine - actually, it was pretty good! And then he started to laugh...
I guess I should now mention that I actually have HIS PORTRAIT tattooed on MY ASS!
"I think this is the first time I've stared at myself during sex... without a mirror, anyway!" He was smiling and I could feel his thumb rubbing over 'his face'. "It's pretty fucking impressive, for sure!"
"Thanks!" With my ass in the air and face in a pillow, I didn't think I needed to say anything else.
Before it was time for us to part ways for good, he said, "Come here for a sec!" He was sitting on a chair and guided me over to him... and then yanked down my pants from the back. He pulled out a Sharpie and he signed his autograph underneath my tattoo (of his face), and then gave me an affectionate slap on the butt.
After one last hot kiss and a hug, I left his room... and went straight to the tattoo parlor to have that autograph permanently fused to my body.
WHO WAS IT?
I'm sure you're dying to know... but I'll be leaving that up to your own imagination.
whoa, a virgin groupie with a rockstar? i'm hearing porno music in my head.ReplyDelete
OMG who was it?????ReplyDelete
OMG!!!! I used to love you... now I bow at your f-ing feet! I wish I had a story that was half as cool as this...ReplyDelete
Holy crap. That's AMAZING.ReplyDelete
What an awesome end to the month.
HINT! What an awesome story!!!ReplyDelete
OMG!!!! I am so dying to know!!!! LOL! that was the best 1st time story EVER!!ReplyDelete
I need a hint. I mean....like now. Or just an email. I'll never tell!!ReplyDelete
Oh what a great story! I love that you actually got to sleep with the lead singer of your favourite band. How often does that really happen?? You're so cool. By The Way: Stylish blogger award coming your way: http://www.momwentcrazy.com/2011/03/06/id-like-the-thank/ReplyDelete
OHHH MMMMM GEEEE! This totally kicks twelve kinds of ass and you HAVE to tell me who it was!ReplyDelete
Oh. My. Fucking. God. What the? I'm sat here open-mouthed at my laptop. I always knew you were cool but you've just gone off the fucking cool scale after that!ReplyDelete
I'm so proud to own one of your t-shirts even more now ;)
Okay, if you ever get accosted by a short mom from Chicago, it's me. I know it's twisted, but I have a real need to yank down your pants!ReplyDelete
HAHAHA... oh, ladies. I'm almost sad that I have to remind you that it's not my story - although I totally wish it was! The girl that this story DOES belong to is a true fucking legend though - I love her all over!ReplyDelete
Oh so not fair! Now I'm super curious as to who the fuck it is! I need to know!!! And I agree with Lady Estrogen...this girl is definitely a fucking legend!ReplyDelete
Oh Wow! Awesome. Who is it Who is it Who is it? lol.ReplyDelete
Aurora - I love you.ReplyDelete
Lady Estrogen - I love your blog!
PS - Linked here from your post The Lion, The Bitch, and The Whore Code. My girl crush? You!