Mar 22, 2012

Don't Realize, Sanitize!

First off, I did a deep and meaningful post over at Sweaty Writes yesterday: Realizations are the worst! I bared a little bit of my soul and explained why I'm pretty much expecting for my hair to start falling out shortly. I still tried to drop in a light jab here and there, but it's what I'm going through right now -- all laid out on the table. Ugh, indeed.
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Now on to the fun shit that SOME people have been pestering me about. Geesh, I do have a full time job, ya know. I can't sit around all day and make jewellery and depraved hand sanitizer jokes. Oh, wait... never mind.

In all honesty, I could have done every submission with pleasure, but I don't have THAT much time. Here are the TOP FIVE that made me laugh out loud. And then I used my "extensive" skills to interpret them into hypothetical products... and I laughed some more. Thank you to everyone that submitted an idea! And a huge thank you to Foxy for being an honorary guest judge. Yay!







And the grand prize winner is...



And yes, that is a drawing of a bunch of women in heels all with their panties around their ankles. 
Don't ask; just thank Google. 
Magicial Mystical Mimi, please email or DM me your addy so I can send you your mental health package. 
I truly hope you enjoy your chill pills. YAY!


16 comments:

  1. Wow!!! Thank you SO much!!! I really am honored! There were so many hysterical slogans to choose from. Really, I laughed at all of them!

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  2. Those are wonderful. Haha I would totally give those to my anal-retentive germaphobic friend. She's slightly prudish too so I would love to force her to keep it on her desk.

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  3. The last one is fekking classic!!!!

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  4. Thank you again ladies! I have officially thanked you on my blog, linked back, spread the word of your awesomeness AND you are currently gracing my reader board. Come take a look! :D

    http://magicalmysticalmimi.blogspot.com/

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  5. I love the down and dirty one. And not just because there's a naked lady on it. lol.

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  6. @MiMi

    You are very welcome - and you're moving sign at the top of your blog made me pee a little. It's quite obnoxious, but I love it! LMAO

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  7. lol I love them! Such great answers. I had a blast reading them all on here and twitter! :)

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  8. I KNOW! It IS obnoxious and that's why *I* love it!!! Hahaha!

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  9. These are all great! I like Karenappy's photo the best. Congrats MiMi - let us know how the chill pills work.

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  10. So apparently Jewels and I make a good team?

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  11. @Coffee Lovin' Mom - Thank you! Will do!

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  12. Ah, splooge. Such a great word.

    And the winner? Hilarious!!!

    They're all hilarious!

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  13. HOLY CRAP! I am making these this weekend! This is over the top AWESOME!

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  14. Hahaha....what a way to cheer up my Saturday morning. I salute you!

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  15. I think these will all be top sellers

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