Nov 9, 2011

De Heinz Intervention

You know what's worse than one sick child? Two sick children. I know I rarely make it a point to discuss "mother" crap on my blog, but FUCK ME. I can only be barfed on so many times before I begin to feel like a fraternity gang rape victim.

I sent out this tweet yesterday:
It was a reasonable success; appreciated by many.

Here's the catch.

If you remember what it spelled, everyone that mentions it in their comment will be entered to
win something from my shop -- your pick! Cunt dragon mug, Trooper t-shirt, Bajino Poster, you decide.
If you need help, here's the proof. See if you can make out what it spells:
"De Heinz Intervention"

30 comments:

  1. Vasectomy! Vasectomy! VASECTOMY! I think I even starred that tweet, so I win by default, right? RIGHT???

    And I forgive you for posting mom shit on your blog. Just this once. Because even while writing about your kids you managed to work in "fraternity gang rape victim," and that, Lady, is art. ART, I tell you.

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  2. Vasectomy :D

    And I don't think it counts as mom-stuff if you have the phrase "fraternity gang rape" in the same post.

    Just saying

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  3. Yay, vasectomy!

    And I kind of want one. Just saying.

    Am I too late, or do I get a special somethin-somthin from you too? Pretty please???

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  4. Okay. This is nasty but it's hilarious.

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  5. I have never stared so long at vomit. Is that really the vomit? Is that what it spelled for reals? Are you messing with me. I'm feeling very vulnerable right now.

    Yay for Vasectomy!

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  6. lol I did not see that tweet. Your son barfing up vasectomy is awesome however. I am in dire need of a Cunt Dragon mug I would use it at work and make sure all could see the Cunt Dragon.
    Also you are the cool mom blogger if only they were all like you I could actually stand reading the rest. Okay I read one other but boobies totally just posted about her son masturbating. I love you guys.

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  7. @Sarcasm Goddess

    I'm sorry, but I cannot reveal my art making process ;)

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  8. hahaha i saw your tweet & by gawd it does say vasectomy!

    while barf is the only thing that ruffles my feathers & renders me paralyzed -- this is just effin' hysterical!

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  9. Vasectomy. We've had one. I watched the doctor do it to make sure it got done. I highly recommend watching when it is His turn. ;)

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  10. Vasectomy. The capitalization was your doing and I respect that proper sentence case is required - however, Alphaghetti, Zoodles, Barney and Hello Kitty pasta is all upper case.

    No matter - I'd barf that shit up if I ate it and I'd do the Exorcist projectile hork and hose down the hubbs that went for plan B instead of a blow job. Then I'd follow the divine instructions and start vasectomizing men. After all, it must be a message from a higher power...

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  11. Y'know, those letters can also be arranged to spell something alone the same lines as vasectomy.

    VETO MY SAC

    muahahaha!

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  12. That has to be some sort of sign...

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  13. Holy hell but that is just strange and nasty!
    Jenn

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  14. HAHAHAHAHAHA... oh gawd, that vomit would score big even in Scrabble! lol

    Vasectomy. Any chance your kid's a psychic/clairvoyant? hahahaha

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  15. Vasectomy. Which is the sort of thing you should now start to offer with your store now that scientists proved the link between having sex and having children :o

    Dav

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  16. You just can't make that stuff up...glad you captured it for all to enjoy. Hope you don't get puked on today, that is the worst!

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  17. Loved that tweet; love your blog! And the answer is: vasectomy! :)

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  18. Bahahahaha VASECTOMY! I think your child is trying to tell you something, Just sayin'.

    If it means anything, I've been barfed on more times than I can count. Especially when my son was in the hospital. I am sort of immune. Hope your kids feel better soon!

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  19. the dreaded vasectomy, hated by men, loved by women

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  20. Is he trying to tell you all something?

    Is he a nihilist?

    Barfing vasectomy - hmm . . . interesting.

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  21. love it. vasectomy vomit is pretty spectacular. and a cunt dragon mug would be a great addition to my coffee habit.
    rebeckstar@yahoo.com

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  22. Any kid that can barf up vasectomy is pretty damn special I say!!

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  23. Nothing says "vasectomy" like a couple of barfing kids!

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  24. I don't think I've ever looked at puke before without dry heaving. This puke, though, is kind of magical. Like a soothsayer.

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  25. Vasectomy! It might be a sign from god...

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  26. I see the "v" and of course I immediately think "Vagina, it spelled vagina!" But after reading the other comments (I cheat...I'm a cheater ~hangs head shamefully~) I saw that it spelled vasectomy, and that is so awesome! It's clearly a sign. Although I would have been really really impressed if it spelled "tubal ligation."

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  27. Who knew that barf could be so prophetic. When is his appointment?

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  28. I couldn't look at the pic long enough to spell anything because OHMYGODYOUTOOKAPICTUREOFVOMIT.

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  29. OMFG, I can't believe I missed this. I also can't believe I'm looking at a picture of vomit in my delicate condition. MC's barf was just mush this evening. I'm going to feed her Alphabetti tomorrow for sure. I doubt she'll be able to top vasectomy though! HA!

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