Jan 27, 2011

The Ugliest Award... Ever!

My friend over at Doing It All For Alenya felt the incessant need to pass on this fantastically hideous award to me, thanks for that! This Memetastic Award was created by Jillsmo over at Yeah. Good Times. and I thought, what the hell is that? OK, so I looked up meme over at Wiki and I have to pass on this section, as I had to laugh out loud - I thought it was odd and random:

"The British scientist Richard Dawkins coined the word "meme" in The Selfish Gene (1976) as a concept for discussion of evolutionary principles in explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena. Examples of memes given in the book included melodies, catch-phrases, fashion, and the technology of building arches."

It was the last one that killed me... building of arches? WTF? HA! This award is even more warped that I originally thought - awesome! I should also re-confirm that it truly is the ugliest graphic, considering I design this kind of shit full time, I can honestly say that it's a crime against all good taste and principles of aesthetics; the Comic Sans was only the beginning!

Here are the rules:

1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic for these purposes (put it in your post, you don't have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It's so bad that not only is it written with COMIC SANS, but there's even a little fucking jumping, celebrating kitten bear down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here.
2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here. I trust you. Except for the 4 that you lied about, you lying bastards!
3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers.
4. This one isn't actually a rule, but once you do the above, please link up to the Memetastic Hop so that we can keep track of where this thing goes. 

NOW, without further adieu, here are 5 things that may or may not be about me! Can you guess which one is true?

1. I've had sex in the wheelchair bathroom stall of a McDonald's.
2. I have a substantial tattoo that represents my first love on the back of my neck.
3. I was stoned and ended up having a 3-way with a girl friend of mine and our literature professor.
4. Grail Lore is my hobby and I wrote a 50 page dissertation on the Third Crusade. 
5. I have an IQ of 163 but I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning.

OK. Now, like the last cyber-chain-linked award I had to pass on, I now pass this one on to 5 of my fellow nearest and dearest bloggesses (is that right?). If you don't choose to pass it on, it's your choice, I don't mind either way. Me? I'm fucking weak and superstitious as hell so I must pass it on. Sorry bitches! Love youuu! xx



5 comments:

  1. I don't know if I should thank you for this or not. I'm not one to be rude so, I guess, thanks lady!

    ;) I still need to post the other award. I suck at this.

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  2. Oooh you did it! I still haven't got around to doing mine yet. I'm trying to think of some good lies. Yours are cracking.... I want all of them to be true!

    Ok I actually want number 4 to be true...just because I'm kind of sick like that ;-) Oooh Grail Lore!

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  3. lmfao I swear you must be the coolest chick! To call out the ugliness of the award lol The balls on you are huge..I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU...not in a "you flick my bean way", maybe more in the, "if I could break into your house and steal your panties", kind of way ;)

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  4. Oh for the love of all things ugly - this takes the biscuit. Just to be different I'm going to say they are all true but you changed key words just to throw us off the scent:

    1. I've had A BIGMAC in the wheelchair bathroom stall of a McDonald's.
    2. I have a substantial tattoo that represents my first love on the back of my BUTT (and it's a mini bat).
    3. I was stoned and PASSED up having a 3-way with a girl friend of mine and our literature professor.
    4. Grail Lore is my hobby and I wrote a 200 page dissertation on the Third Crusade (because you know you can't stop yourself)
    5. I have an IQ of 163 but I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to WRITE ON THE NEIGHBOURS CAR in the morning.

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  5. i love SJ's take on your list! ha!
    thanks for thinking of me with your superdee dooper award. golly gee cheese whizz, i'm all a-flutter now to have such a thing of cheesiness bestowed on the lowly LMAO blog. =)
    seriously though, you rock. and your follower list just keeps growing all fast & crazy like!
    oh, and i might have more stories for you...

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