Because who doesn't love dirty words?

Nov 23, 2012

I've only been home with the boys for one week . . . five damn days . . . and I'm already sinking deeper into my shameful, juvenile self-amusement to help pass the time. Don't get me wrong, it's been amazing not being in a RUSH to get anywhere, but of course, I have my moments.

Like this one - since apparently, I cannot be trusted with alphabet beads - I thought I might as well share my warped, yet satisfying word making joy with the rest of you! (And yes, Bearded Iris, I thought of you most of all. And that's why we're friends.)

So here's the deal: There are TEN dirty words in this jumble. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD SEARCH. It's just all the letters of 10 words jumbled together in a hot mess; there are no extra decoy letters, I promise. Get it? Good.


I will give one hint: DOUCHEBAG is not one of the words.

The convenient thing is that just a short while ago, I received TWO copies of Michelle Rumball's new album with a personal "thank you" from her and I'd been meaning to figure out how I was going to give them away. Who's Michelle Rumball, you ask? Remember when I did that video a while back? That's the musician and yes, THAT song is on the album. She's pretty fantastic! If you enjoyed the video, you'll love the album!

So, those are the prizes; and I have twoooo. Enter your 10 word guesses in the comments -- two people who get them all right (or the closest to getting them all right) will get sent this fabulous CD.

Forgot the song? Oooh, here it is . . . (cough, cough, self promotion, cough, cough)


And yes, I was doing all this while the boys were making "I LOVE GRANDMA" bracelets. 
I realize I'm a horrible mother, whatever. 
They can't read yet! 
Ahem.

14 comments:

  1. Carmen said...:

    dick
    cunt
    bitch
    fuck
    clit
    pussy
    lick
    suck
    shit
    slut

    waaaay too much time on my hands today...

  1. Carmen said...:

    actually... i just realized you said no decoy letters. Now I am just mad at myself for not reading the directions and trying this boggle-style... i give up.

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:

    Hahaha. You actually didn't do too bad!!

    And wasting time? Pssft, isn't that what the internet is for? YAY.

  1. I found ducky! Yaaaaay!

    Rubber ducky, you're the one....

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:

    @Brandon

    You are dead to me.

  1. Lance said...:

    you know, you should open up more, come out of your shell. - that's sarcasm....you're awesome

  1. Azara said...:

    Fellatio
    Pussy
    Dick
    Fuck
    Cunt
    Whip
    Suck
    Cum
    Strip
    Ckbhknt (which means cock-blocking entertainment)

    Yay! I win!

  1. Rebeka St John said...:

    Wait a minute... We have to come up with a bunch of dirty words and we get what????????? I thought at least porn would be involved in the prize. WTF?

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:

    The soft core is in the video - see? It's all connected somehow. HA

  1. Rebeka St John said...:

    Just watched it! Great song, voice!

  1. Boobies said...:

    Dick
    Bitch
    Fuck
    Cunt
    Slut
    Cum
    Clitoris
    Whore
    Shit
    Tits

    Not sure if I won, but I feel like I have tourette's now...that was actually therapeutic...Thanks, Doll! ;)

  1. The Bearded Iris said...:

    Here is the list I came up with in the order the letters revealed themselves to me:

    BITCH
    CUNT
    SLUT
    FUCK
    SHIT
    PUSSY
    DICK
    WANK
    PORN
    MARIE

    Who the fuck is Marie and why is she so dirty? SPILL IT, BITCH! I want details about that dirty slut.

    Great game! And thanks for thinking of me when you think of dirty words! HAHAHAHA!

  1. Lady Estrogen said...:

    I don't know about you, but any Marie I ever knew was up to no damn good. Lisa's too. Lisa Marie had no hope in hell of winning life.

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