Umm, yeah. So, sperm collection, eh? I thought that was done into a sterile plastic cup, or, hummm, I don't know... A VAGINA? Could you imagine walking into a fertility clinic with a knotted up used condom and saying, "Here ya go, Doc. I'd like to make a baby with what's in here." Eww.
The other issue I have is . . . why are they talking about condoms at all?
Using condoms while trying to conceive is as dumb as, ohh, I dunno... USING CONDOMS WHILE TRYING TO CONCEIVE? Snort.
— Lady Estrogen (@ladyestrogen) September 28, 2012
As far as I'm concerned (or maybe it's because I watch too much television), but there's only one other "logical" reason why this product would ever be used in conjunction with condoms, and it looks a little something like this...
Yeah, that's what I thought.
The Hell?? I can't even tell you how confused I am about those directions - that's got to be a typo, please tell me it's a typo..ReplyDelete
It's like the bad marketing Youngman Brown wrote recently. http://www.youngmanbrown.com/2012/10/anything-anywhere-anytime.html People are just stupid. Although, it makes life much more entertaining from my side. As a general statement, condom and fertility should not be used in the same sentence.ReplyDelete
We'll well you know the old saying, a happy sperm is a fertile sperm.ReplyDelete
Wow, that is confusing indeed. Although I think your handy dandy poster clarifies it well. Maybe it's if you want to have your boyfriend's baby instead of your husband's but bf doesn't want to play along?? Just thinking out loud here...ReplyDelete
Oh my god, I hope your deviously evil mind is only used for good. LMAO
...Honey, why is our baby black??ReplyDelete
Me no understand.ReplyDelete
YOU need to write to the company and tell them they missed a step: "Poke holes in the condom for added fertility." Life is really in the details.ReplyDelete
And baby gravy? I CANNOT believe I had not heard that one! Brava.
Baby Gravy!!! Oh. My. God. Can't stop laughing...ReplyDelete
Or I could have my tubes untied and not tell my husband! Booya! ...ya ya you caught me on a "having my baby!" day, what can I say. Anyway, I think the world has gotten too complicated. I'm with you: poke a whole in the fricken condom, and be done with it.ReplyDelete