Thanks to Klout (under my breath... fucking Klout), I got 100 free cards from Moo. I guess I can't be too hard on Klout these days, as much as I'd like to. I mean, come on, free cards! To a design nerd such as myself, this is more exciting than I should really admit. Way fucking exciting! I had a bit too much fun thinking of slogans to put on the back. It was tough because in as few words as possible, I wanted to sum up what someone would expect when they come to this site. After a long and strenuousness process, here is what I decided.
Milking the Moo Cards
16 comments:
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They're all awesome! I like the last one.
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@Leigh Ann
I know - that one is growing on me more and more. It's a tough one! lol
@Lesley
Long live the cunt dragon!
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ooh, I got the same Klout perk but hadn't really looked at exactly what I could do with it...now I'm super-excited!! I love all of these by the way!
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@Random Girl
I mean... we can get/make cards any day... but for some reason, FREE cards is that much more exciting.
hehehe
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I'm just picturing you with your legs spread and a neon "Vacancy" sign flashing after the 'open for service' line.
I'm glad I can sometimes be a muse to your whore-dom. I live to serve.
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@Lost
I'm glad you can be a muse to my whore-dom as well. It works nicely.
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The Cunt Dragon one is priceless! I need one that says Cunt Dragon in training or something! LOL!
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Those are all fantastic but if you are taking votes, I'm thinking the last one! Excellent!
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Digital Whore is the best by far!! But seriously, I love them all. Can you have them made into bumper stickers for my minivan? How do you think that would go over at the PTA?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously???
Love the first one, cuz I love Yoda. LOL.
The second one... hmm why did I somehow get a not-so-pretty picture in my mind upon reading this? Something resembling a burnt sausage?? Ugh, go figure.
Not crazy about the third one. But then again you and Adam Avitable clearly operate on a higher plane than me. So I blame it on my low IQ on this one.
How can I not love the fourth one, when it's something that I can relate to so very much? Ha!
Fifth one... ?? OK, blame it on another low IQ moment.
Sixth one... LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it! This one is my absolute favorite!
({0}) is so dang sexy. HAHAHAHA.
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What the he'll is a moo card?
Also?
I like anything that references the vaj
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In hind sight, I should have just got them all. Oh well... next time.
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Ha! I like the digital whore, but your choice is awesome. I'm getting my moo card tomorrow I hope! But obvs, no comparison to the cunt dragon. Cunt Genie, maybe?