Milking the Moo Cards

Thanks to Klout (under my breath... fucking Klout), I got 100 free cards from Moo. I guess I can't be too hard on Klout these days, as much as I'd like to. I mean, come on, free cards! To a design nerd such as myself, this is more exciting than I should really admit. Way fucking exciting! I had a bit too much fun thinking of slogans to put on the back. It was tough because in as few words as possible, I wanted to sum up what someone would expect when they come to this site. After a long and strenuousness process, here is what I decided.

What do you think?

OK, I can't just let the others fizzle and die in my hard drive, so I'll post them too -- 

kind of like a few honorary mentions. 

And this one came about after a brief comment exchange with Avitable...

Thanks to Brandon (at Lost in Idaho) gracing me with this title, I tried this out...

And this one I just felt like trying out...

Finally, my info-graphics. I liked this one, but thought it would need translation.

Translation: Woman. Whore. Mother.

Have any more that I should try out? Let me know.

Have any you want me to try for you? I'll give it a whirl if you ask nicely.

I come cheap, and these days? Easily.