I had just returned back to the house after dropping the boys off at school after what I commonly describe as "Thing 1's nuclear meltdowns". And the cause this time? Who the hell knows; I can't keep track anymore.
I was fucking exhausted.
Baby was actually sleeping in her carrier when I took her out of the car to go into the house. I noticed my neighbor's 18 year old son across the street, sitting in his car and smoking.
Now, I hadn't had a smoke for 9 months -- my last one being about 45 minutes before I peed on a stick.
At least it wasn't 45 minutes AFTER I peed, so whatever. Shut up.
Maybe it was my exhaustion that was driving my decisions, but I swallowed my pride and went over to the kid, "Can I get a smoke off you?"
"Sure. They're menthol though."
MENTHOL?! Things have sure changed since I was in high school, but beggars can't be snobby bitches, I guess.
I lied, "That's fine." All I knew is that I wanted to hold that stick between my fingers and hold it between my lips, so a pansy-assed mint flavored cigarette would have to do.
As the boy handed me the cigarette, he pleaded with me, "Don't tell my mom, okay?"
I backed away from his car and just smiled, "No problem. Don't tell my husband, okay?"
He nodded and laughed.
As I touched a flame to the end and inhaled, despite it being a tad minty, it was so goddamn glorious.
Smooth and satisfying, as if I was living inside a cigarette poster from the 40s.
I haven't had one since that day, but let's not discuss the 2lbs of M&M's I've had instead...
|That's me, can't you tell?|
OMG, the smell of a freshly lit cig smells like chocolate to me. It's been YEARS since I've had one, but oh man... How's it going???!ReplyDelete
Yes! That first light. Mmmmm.ReplyDelete
The rest of the stank, I can do without.
I don't want to be a cliche and tell you that it gets better, but...it gets better. Those first weeks/months with twins and a newborn are HARD, yo.ReplyDelete
That's why I quit a long time ago...the stank. It was just everywhere and I just couldn't stand smelling smoky all the time. Blech! Glad I did though! Hope it gets easier for ya soon punkin!ReplyDelete