2:17 PM me: I'm trying to do a funny poem about my weird habits... I needed a rhyme idea for the word "few".. of course, Stu came up. hahaha
2:18 PM Stu: ha ha
me: don't think I'll use that one though
2:22 PM Stu: you can use me how you like
me: you say that, but then every time I try, you scold me ;)
2:24 PM Stu: well there is a time and place darling
2:25 PM me: humfh
2:27 PM Fine, then. I WILL put you as a weird habit of mine. lol
Stu: that is probably true
me: what? that you're a habit?
2:29 PM Stu: a weird habit
2:30 PM me: best one I've ever had then... apart from counting and sorting M&Ms
2:32 PM and twirling my hair
or biting the sides of my fingers
2:33 PM OK, but you'd definitely be in the Top 5.
Stu: mmm I want m&m's
me: Me too
2:34 PM but I would need to sort them by color and quantity
like an M&M bar graph
2:35 PM It is truly a beautiful thing when it's all laid out.
2:36 PM If math was that yummy, I probably would have been much better at it
2:37 PM you've gone to get M&Ms, haven't you?
2:38 PM Stu: no, was working.
They taste all the same you know
2:39 PM me: that's not the point
2:40 PM The blue ones are simply superior!
2:41 PM Stu: this is probably one of the dumbest conversations we have ever had
2:42 PM me: this makes me happy
Fuck the poem, I'm just going to use this conversation
2:43 PM because, really, I can't make this shit up
2:44 PM if it came in silver, bronze and platinum, I'd sort all that shit too
2:46 PM platinum would be on top
I like being on top
Stu: so you are now sorting your shit?
2:47 PM me: only if it was made of precious metals
2:48 PM I love how you ignored my sexual innuendo just then
2:51 PM Stu: well you went from sorting feces to riding me. Not exactly the image I want
2:53 PM me: HA! "Golden" feces, babe
2:54 PM Stu: don't care
shit is still shit
2:55 PM me: Fine. Back to M&Ms then?
Stu: sure ya weirdo
2:56 PM me: you do realize that you've just helped me with my post for tonight, right?
2:59 PM I just used you
Do you feel dirty?
Stu: more like bored and sad that I won't ever get that time back
3:00 PM me: Wait until you read it back, you'll want to kill yourself...
Blue M & Ms are amazing :)ReplyDelete
I'm so glad at least SOMEONE appreciates my point of view :)
You sort M&M's too, that's so awesome I love that I'm not alone.ReplyDelete
Also conversations aren't fun if you don't make sexual innuendo about well everything. We're the same there too.
I feel my cool meter rising.
Blue is my favorite color.ReplyDelete
Hey, Blue rhymes with Stu!
You're a gawd damn genius! haha
I feel a kinship towards you right at this very moment.
I have OCD, so picking one "weird" habit for the prompt was impossible. My whole damn blog is about what a neurotic weirdo I am--especially with food.ReplyDelete
Anyway, loved this, as just a few weeks ago I had a conversation about how the light brown M&Ms were phased out, and I swore those always tasted different than the others. Like they were extra milk chocolate instead of the others or something.
Blue food freaks me out, so I always went for the green.
Blue food freaks you out?! I so very much love that about you. lol
I love Blue M&MS too....when I eat them, I go for a skittle over them anyday. ;) But If I had to pick Yellow and Blue.ReplyDelete
hahaha....I need a direct line to STU. "well you went from sorting feces to riding me. Not exactly the image I want" :)ReplyDelete
You went from M&Ms to feces to sex and then back to M&Ms... flawlessly. That is talent.ReplyDelete
LOVE IT! Love M&Ms too, but I am currently banned from them. They are my kryptonite. *sound of my heart breaking*
Great Post! Funny as Hell.
I know they all taste the same, but I love the brown ones....they taste more chocolaty! HA
it's great that Gmail saves all your conversations, as long as Stu doesnt mind being posted here! I might not everything I write on the internet made public, but they say there really is no such thing as privacy online.ReplyDelete
He wasn't overly impressed, but I've since been forgiven.
What you call talent, he calls idiocy - I like your way much better. lol
@My Inner Chick
OUT OF ALL THE COLORS, YOU PICK BROWN?! UGH ;)
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES BROWN M&MS?ReplyDelete
OH HIGH FIVE MY INNER CHICK!
This is where I stir the pot...ReplyDelete
... green > blue ...
I don't know if blue M&M's are superior, but I know the orange ones are gross. I refuse to eat them.ReplyDelete
HAHA - The funniest thing is that Stu ALSO hates most things orange. Huh.. and I'M the weirdo! lol
LMAO!! I personally won't eat the orange ones and I have to eat all the lonly ones first then two at a time so they are even...ReplyDelete