Effective Marketing? Heck, yes!
25 comments:
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"I saw you pick your nose while you were driving!"
"I know where your hand has been...thanks for that by the way. ;)"
"Because the world is full of depraved people...I would know, I am one."
:) that was fun...I'm sure I'll have more but it's 7am and I'm off to work. I'm sure I'll be tweeting more. lol.
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Ha ha ha! I love "Because you touch your genitals." Perfection. I need that for my husband. And son. :)
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How about these:
U just cleaned your toe jamb hand sanitizer
After naval lint hand sanitizer
Holy shit was was that sticky stuff hand sanitizer
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How about "Ugh. I KNEW it." Or "That feels like a bad touch."
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"Just in case you jerked it"
"After touching doorknobs (and other knobs)"
"Because your dog just licked your hand after cleaning it's own ass"
You'll personally like this one, because of the toddler angle: "Cootie Killer"
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I'm thinking a picture of Howie Mandel on the bottle with the caption "Howie is next to godliness."
Or "Antibacterial Splooge Remover"
I might have just wanted my comment to involve Howie Mandel and splooge. But not Howie's splooge. That's just gross.
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I'm a cheap bastard too (OOPS! I meant thrifty), but I would totally buy the "maybe you touched your genitals" sanitizer as a gift.
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"On those fingers, the stink still lingers."
"You Say Your Hooch's Been Vandalized?? I Think It's Time To Sanitize!"
For the ho's in the hood.
"Sanitize those nasty thighs!"
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To hand to sketchy gynecologists or grabby dates: You want to reach inside? First you got to sanitize!
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More for the ho's:
Before you touch that John, you'd better rub this on!
For the Johns:
You don't know where she's been, rub this the hell on in!
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Got another for the ho's:
Unless you want a big ole itch, you'd better squirt a little bit!
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Hahahahahaha! OMG judging is going to be way harder than I originally thought . . . you guys are a bunch of deprives genuises!
Jenn
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Got another one for those ho's and johns:
Before you get down and freaky....better make sure you're clean and squeaky
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I was just going to say the mark-ups are redic. You should just buy a generic bottle and put a funny label on it.
I love some of the ideas in these comments. How about, before the Vaseline, make sure your hands are clean?
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For the hand sanitizer, I have an easy one that all guys will agree with:
HEY! HEY! I SAW YOU! You just used the urinal and DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS! EEEEWWWW!!
I see at least one guy do this daily when I'm on the road. Disgusting.