Now on to the fun shit that SOME people have been pestering me about. Geesh, I do have a full time job, ya know. I can't sit around all day and make jewellery and depraved hand sanitizer jokes. Oh, wait... never mind.
In all honesty, I could have done every submission with pleasure, but I don't have THAT much time. Here are the TOP FIVE that made me laugh out loud. And then I used my "extensive" skills to interpret them into hypothetical products... and I laughed some more. Thank you to everyone that submitted an idea! And a huge thank you to Foxy for being an honorary guest judge. Yay!
And the grand prize winner is...
And yes, that is a drawing of a bunch of women in heels all with their panties around their ankles.
Don't ask; just thank Google.
Magicial Mystical Mimi, please email or DM me your addy so I can send you your mental health package.
I truly hope you enjoy your chill pills. YAY!
Wow!!! Thank you SO much!!! I really am honored! There were so many hysterical slogans to choose from. Really, I laughed at all of them!ReplyDelete
Those are wonderful. Haha I would totally give those to my anal-retentive germaphobic friend. She's slightly prudish too so I would love to force her to keep it on her desk.ReplyDelete
The last one is fekking classic!!!!ReplyDelete
Thank you again ladies! I have officially thanked you on my blog, linked back, spread the word of your awesomeness AND you are currently gracing my reader board. Come take a look! :DReplyDelete
I love the down and dirty one. And not just because there's a naked lady on it. lol.ReplyDelete
You are very welcome - and you're moving sign at the top of your blog made me pee a little. It's quite obnoxious, but I love it! LMAO
lol I love them! Such great answers. I had a blast reading them all on here and twitter! :)ReplyDelete
I KNOW! It IS obnoxious and that's why *I* love it!!! Hahaha!ReplyDelete
These are all great! I like Karenappy's photo the best. Congrats MiMi - let us know how the chill pills work.ReplyDelete
Vandalized hooch? Classic!ReplyDelete
So apparently Jewels and I make a good team?ReplyDelete
@Coffee Lovin' Mom - Thank you! Will do!ReplyDelete
Ah, splooge. Such a great word.ReplyDelete
And the winner? Hilarious!!!
They're all hilarious!
HOLY CRAP! I am making these this weekend! This is over the top AWESOME!ReplyDelete
Hahaha....what a way to cheer up my Saturday morning. I salute you!ReplyDelete
I think these will all be top sellersReplyDelete