I'm having Gerard Butler's love child. It's OK. My husband knows and he's agreed to raise it as his own. Isn't that amazing of him?
Okay, so I'm kind of joking. I bet y'all were totally fooled, RIGHT? Ahem.
But, there is some truth to my bullshit.
I'm having baby number three.
It's been a bumpy ride so far; pregnancy sucks, yo.
I shall leave you with the words of my beloved grandmother when I told her the news:
"You're pregnant? Well, that's what happens when you let him stick his dick in you."
You think I'm kidding, but I'm totally not.
Oooh. And by the way, you're a fan of my granny, you can follow her on Twitter to hear all her other gems. *wink wink*