I was going to write a long rant the other day about the idiocy that is Michael Douglas's claim about the origins of his throat cancer being linked to cunnilingus. (Like dudes need ANOTHER excuse not to go downtown. Gah.) Anyways, I decided I didn't want to waste my energy, so I drew this instead . . .
Awesome. I have a giant blank wall in my living room. I think a huge poster of this, or maybe wallpaper (can you make it wallpaper?) would fill it quite nicely.ReplyDelete
Any size you want, darlin'ReplyDelete
I got what you need :)
Love the drawing, but if I ever needed an excuse not to go downtown before, "Your HPV tastes so sexy today" was a good enough one for me ;)ReplyDelete
You are so severely disturbed. Must be the preggy hormones.ReplyDelete
I dunno. I think I've been this way all the time. If anything, this pregnancy has dulled my sexual deviance -- BY A LOT. Sniff.
@Vinny Well... for what it's worth, HPV doesn't have a taste, just maybe some bumps. LMAO
Looks just like him. A picture is worth a thousand words!ReplyDelete
See, what I'm wondering is how Catherine Zeta-Jones hasn't just cut that motherfucker already.ReplyDelete
EWWWW! That is all.ReplyDelete
I love it, hystericalReplyDelete