Dec 14, 2013

Savvy Suckers

My husband and I were watching TV (as usual) when one of my favourite cheesy commercials came on -- the Durex Savvy Lovers. Since according to the television people, I shave my hoo-haa, so therefore, I DESERVE the best sex ever. Well, doesn't that just go without saying?

Ahem.

Anyway, this time it aired — having been only 8 weeks since I gave birth and had my tubes tied (WOOT!) — I snorted and attempted to be funny by mocking them...

"Ha! They have to use condoms like suckers!"

My husband raised his eyebrows and rebutted with a tone of snark while he pointed to Little Miss Fussypants, who I was currently rocking on my chest...

"THEY ARE THE SUCKERS? ARE YOU SURE?"

Humfph.

Jerk.





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3 comments:

  1. LanceThursday, 19 December, 2013

    I'm just impressed you use the proper medical term, hoo-haa

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  2. Lady EstrogenThursday, 19 December, 2013

    I like to alternate between the terms hoo-haa, bajingo and lady bits. I'm thorough like that with science.

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  3. LeighannnTuesday, 21 January, 2014

    I'm available to take her off your hands whenever you need a date night!

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