tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post8637671490459132906..comments2023-10-25T11:54:51.377-04:00Comments on Adventures in Estrogen: Effective Marketing? Heck, yes!Lady Estrogenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-82617695297979599222012-03-20T00:54:43.156-04:002012-03-20T00:54:43.156-04:00Those hand sanitizer packages are fantastic!Those hand sanitizer packages are fantastic!T. Roger Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16304103509683960962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-28231363429698625822012-03-18T12:25:25.771-04:002012-03-18T12:25:25.771-04:00I was just going to say the mark-ups are redic. Yo...I was just going to say the mark-ups are redic. You should just buy a generic bottle and put a funny label on it. <br />I love some of the ideas in these comments. How about, before the Vaseline, make sure your hands are clean?Sarahhttp://madeinusachallenge.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-65554555286544146442012-03-17T14:55:01.502-04:002012-03-17T14:55:01.502-04:00Before the bars slam shut squirt some on your butt...Before the bars slam shut squirt some on your buttLeighannnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09049725790375843473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-65885965850725896292012-03-16T16:26:18.327-04:002012-03-16T16:26:18.327-04:00@Karen
LOVE that last one. HAHA@Karen<br /><br />LOVE that last one. HAHALady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-29874098094333301472012-03-16T16:25:40.830-04:002012-03-16T16:25:40.830-04:00Got another one for those ho's and johns:
Bef...Got another one for those ho's and johns:<br /><br />Before you get down and freaky....better make sure you're clean and squeakyKarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09481911606618007659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-89513231227587286352012-03-16T13:47:13.137-04:002012-03-16T13:47:13.137-04:00Hahahahahaha! OMG judging is going to be way hard...Hahahahahaha! OMG judging is going to be way harder than I originally thought . . . you guys are a bunch of deprives genuises!<br />JennFox in the Cityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12163309708157436213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-69821928748592754392012-03-16T10:57:27.224-04:002012-03-16T10:57:27.224-04:00Got another for the ho's:
Unless you want a b...Got another for the ho's:<br /><br />Unless you want a big ole itch, you'd better squirt a little bit!Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09481911606618007659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-72751093750018965912012-03-16T10:56:11.412-04:002012-03-16T10:56:11.412-04:00More for the ho's:
Before you touch that John...More for the ho's:<br /><br />Before you touch that John, you'd better rub this on!<br /><br />For the Johns:<br />You don't know where she's been, rub this the hell on in!Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09481911606618007659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-2168718558015563612012-03-16T00:59:38.980-04:002012-03-16T00:59:38.980-04:00To hand to sketchy gynecologists or grabby dates: ...To hand to sketchy gynecologists or grabby dates: You want to reach inside? First you got to sanitize!handflapperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16045694265154252290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-6296173917100860032012-03-15T22:03:31.054-04:002012-03-15T22:03:31.054-04:00Sanitize those nasty thighs! <--- OMFG.Sanitize those nasty thighs! <--- OMFG.Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-32484835572435242942012-03-15T21:07:42.629-04:002012-03-15T21:07:42.629-04:00"On those fingers, the stink still lingers.&q..."On those fingers, the stink still lingers."<br /><br />"You Say Your Hooch's Been Vandalized?? I Think It's Time To Sanitize!"<br /><br />For the ho's in the hood.<br />"Sanitize those nasty thighs!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-52512962214028287012012-03-15T15:37:19.495-04:002012-03-15T15:37:19.495-04:00I'm thinking a picture of Howie Mandel on the ...I'm thinking a picture of Howie Mandel on the bottle with the caption "Howie is next to godliness."<br /><br />Or "Antibacterial Splooge Remover"<br /><br />I might have just wanted my comment to involve Howie Mandel and splooge. But not Howie's splooge. That's just gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-87168594889954832252012-03-15T14:19:52.219-04:002012-03-15T14:19:52.219-04:00Sweet!! Keep them coming.
They are hilarious :)Sweet!! Keep them coming.<br />They are hilarious :)Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-20610182998225216782012-03-15T14:05:33.564-04:002012-03-15T14:05:33.564-04:00How about "Ugh. I KNEW it." Or "Th...How about "Ugh. I KNEW it." Or "That feels like a bad touch."Suniversehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-87678747581966991552012-03-15T13:38:44.261-04:002012-03-15T13:38:44.261-04:00How about these:
U just cleaned your toe jamb han...How about these:<br /><br />U just cleaned your toe jamb hand sanitizer<br /><br />After naval lint hand sanitizer<br /><br />Holy shit was was that sticky stuff hand sanitizerKarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09481911606618007659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-17000310292511076372012-03-15T12:12:51.648-04:002012-03-15T12:12:51.648-04:00Ha ha ha! I love "Because you touch your geni...Ha ha ha! I love "Because you touch your genitals." Perfection. I need that for my husband. And son. :)Jenniferhttp://kvetchmom.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-38091258768155383182012-03-15T11:35:53.068-04:002012-03-15T11:35:53.068-04:00"One night stand? Let's clean that hand.&..."One night stand? Let's clean that hand."Aubrey Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17606697533523154620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-67511120344702297252012-03-15T10:57:14.812-04:002012-03-15T10:57:14.812-04:00"I don't care how much it itches (and I d..."I don't care how much it itches (and I don't believe you)"Dr. Ghttp://askdoctorg.com/questions/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-50637989684327476172012-03-15T09:55:20.964-04:002012-03-15T09:55:20.964-04:00"You're the reason people fist bump."..."You're the reason people fist bump."<br />"Ew."<br />"After Jack"Talk2Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00925484997009944397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-149023383434602632012-03-15T08:17:41.063-04:002012-03-15T08:17:41.063-04:00Holy crap those hand sanitizers are freakin expens...Holy crap those hand sanitizers are freakin expensive!Zombiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18274779347167552161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-71347170809842324492012-03-15T07:13:17.519-04:002012-03-15T07:13:17.519-04:00"I saw you pick your nose while you were driv..."I saw you pick your nose while you were driving!" <br /><br />"I know where your hand has been...thanks for that by the way. ;)" <br /><br />"Because the world is full of depraved people...I would know, I am one." <br /><br />:) that was fun...I'm sure I'll have more but it's 7am and I'm off to work. I'm sure I'll be tweeting more. lol.AccordingtoJewelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14677233524380245752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-19235078057767440962012-03-15T00:59:16.211-04:002012-03-15T00:59:16.211-04:00For the hand sanitizer, I have an easy one that al...For the hand sanitizer, I have an easy one that all guys will agree with:<br /><br />HEY! HEY! I SAW YOU! You just used the urinal and DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS! EEEEWWWW!!<br /><br />I see at least one guy do this daily when I'm on the road. Disgusting.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.com