tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post6006937839156248616..comments2023-10-25T11:54:51.377-04:00Comments on Adventures in Estrogen: The Penis, Explored.Lady Estrogenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-39562553959890832172013-05-16T15:14:40.912-04:002013-05-16T15:14:40.912-04:00OMG! All of this is truth woman!... I love you..
a...OMG! All of this is truth woman!... I love you..<br />and as always I love it when you hook up with me :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14959073393251134765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-33437148543798789432012-09-07T21:32:35.363-04:002012-09-07T21:32:35.363-04:00This makes me think of the bit Eddie Murphy did ab...This makes me think of the bit Eddie Murphy did about putting cologne "down there." Or some kind of invigorating aftershave. I don't remember, except that it BURNED. And then his grandma walked in on him while he was attempting to cool his junk. "You lazy [n-word]! Too lazy to take a bath so you gonna wash your dick in the sink!"handflapperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16045694265154252290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-21463581451194993692011-12-15T10:30:26.766-05:002011-12-15T10:30:26.766-05:00I just laughed so hard I dislodged my tampon. I lo...I just laughed so hard I dislodged my tampon. I love you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-80064778798408905662011-11-11T17:29:15.506-05:002011-11-11T17:29:15.506-05:00Holy CRAP! This is my first time here and I am lau...Holy CRAP! This is my first time here and I am laughing the dried balls of TP right off my hot pocket. Girl, you are a HOOT! I'm such a prude compared to you. Loved this post. LOVED. IT.The Bearded Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01325722526235068905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-73896413832675620872011-10-30T23:48:18.537-04:002011-10-30T23:48:18.537-04:00@Serge
No, don't worry - not scent-free. Wher...@Serge<br /><br />No, don't worry - not scent-free. Where's the fun in that?! I agree.Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-28673754642933704942011-10-30T13:42:41.417-04:002011-10-30T13:42:41.417-04:00Using the Golden Rule got me into trouble with thi...Using the Golden Rule got me into trouble with this one. As a guy who admires all the perfumes of his S.O.'s lady garden I didn't realise that 'do unto others' doesn't apply here (... and to several other boy/girl topics...). <br /><br />Even though my idea of heaven would be to be hand fed nectar from her portal of pleasure after she'd done a 10k run, she'd much prefer if I washed the banana (and the plums too) before placing them in the fruit bowl. Since I worked this one out, I get loads more (and how!)<br /><br />And ladies, please don't go too far with your nether realm ablutions; an unscented garden is no fun at all.Serge LeFrottenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-6971650414498476492011-10-27T11:38:56.950-04:002011-10-27T11:38:56.950-04:00I never deal with any of this because I've pai...I never deal with any of this because I've paid a dentist to diagnose me with TMJ.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13878038989134267309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-29912030022387851652011-10-26T22:24:15.290-04:002011-10-26T22:24:15.290-04:00My crotchular-cleanliness can be summed up by this...My crotchular-cleanliness can be summed up by this video featuring Soulja Boy...<br /><br />http://youtu.be/j6N4vQ6m360Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-43377840900207047952011-10-26T18:33:56.583-04:002011-10-26T18:33:56.583-04:00haha funny stuff Lady E. The No Tub Chub and TeePe...haha funny stuff Lady E. The No Tub Chub and TeePee Nuggets are funny. Maybe blowjob should be renamed the ohnojob.Soge shirtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16726787866181861491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-69340835956199712382011-10-26T14:31:32.800-04:002011-10-26T14:31:32.800-04:00OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!!OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THIS!!!!!Amberhttp://www.stressed-out-mom.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-16185732713711273182011-10-25T20:47:07.475-04:002011-10-25T20:47:07.475-04:00You know what's truly dreadful? Servicing a g...You know what's truly dreadful? Servicing a guy who is uncircumcised and hasn't bothered to lift the hood and clean out the goo that accumulates in there. Seriously, it's a swampy, stinking mess. I always prided myself on being able to tolerate nearly any type of "situation" in the name of pleasure... but the first time I got a mouthful of that nasty goop I nearly puked. Needless to say, I "blew" he whistle on said activity right there and then. <br /><br />This post was brilliant, by the way!Misadventures in Motherhoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04733618217432605890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-5661468238728254692011-10-25T20:37:49.700-04:002011-10-25T20:37:49.700-04:00Hey guys - Life is like soup, you only get blown i...Hey guys - Life is like soup, you only get blown if you’re hot.SnarlyKayBeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-34274328137426400582011-10-25T14:18:04.816-04:002011-10-25T14:18:04.816-04:00I am sending this post to my husband ( we have bee...I am sending this post to my husband ( we have been married 24 years). He just doesn't understand the whole cleanliness thing with me, he thinks I'm nutty. Loved this post!Lucyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14795342448811764481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-9198647646320735832011-10-25T11:06:14.147-04:002011-10-25T11:06:14.147-04:00@Random Blogette
Ha!
Yes, it's definitely muc...@Random Blogette<br /><br />Ha!<br />Yes, it's definitely much easier to be honest like that with a spouse or partner that you've been with for a long period of time... but still, must we remind them? LOLLady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-44921967042524546212011-10-25T11:03:15.061-04:002011-10-25T11:03:15.061-04:00I always ask the hubs if he has washed his balls a...I always ask the hubs if he has washed his balls and ass before I even venture down. If I even have the faintest smell of stank I retreat and roll over.The Random Blogettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09189747977991245122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-40594848156607322092011-10-25T09:22:19.729-04:002011-10-25T09:22:19.729-04:00Tee Pee nuggets AKA Dingleberrys. lol.Tee Pee nuggets AKA Dingleberrys. lol.Zombiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18274779347167552161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-44171804774073752622011-10-25T08:20:24.651-04:002011-10-25T08:20:24.651-04:00Hahaha, fecking brilliant Lady E! I'm a stickl...Hahaha, fecking brilliant Lady E! I'm a stickler for keeping my garden fresh and we don't need to be reminded about why "The Hint o' Stinky Winky' brings back some painful memories for me!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05769929947721828254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-18687958215721751232011-10-25T05:09:34.711-04:002011-10-25T05:09:34.711-04:00Oh sweet christ, the TP nuggets. I've been fo...Oh sweet christ, the TP nuggets. I've been fortunate to avoid the smelly assholes (I think I am hilarious for typing this, because I was referring to The Hint), but the toilet paper thing drives me insane. Because what CAN you do, other than troop along? You don't want to be that ONE person that was like, "ARE YOU SERIOUS? BATHE NOW." <br /><br />It's so much easier when you can finagle them into the shower. You get to scrub 'em down under the guise of it being a romantic activity, and once they hop out with a towel, you can do the bidet trick with the showerhead. Bam. You're both clean, and you did it like a tactful sex ninja.Sugarcunthttp://sugarcuntwrites.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-39790893174067960602011-10-24T22:39:00.035-04:002011-10-24T22:39:00.035-04:00I have who're baths all the time! What's w...I have who're baths all the time! What's with this once in awhile shit?<br />I have a toddler and work full time, if he wants to get it in that will have to do.Leighannnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09049725790375843473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-22487317739285264382011-10-24T21:54:27.904-04:002011-10-24T21:54:27.904-04:00Love the term "whore bath." Everyone'...Love the term "whore bath." Everyone's done it at least once!~Jazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12110677514619082961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-38365725025386885552011-10-24T14:20:02.821-04:002011-10-24T14:20:02.821-04:00I'm a bit self conscious about my smells, and ...I'm a bit self conscious about my smells, and have subtle ways of working around it.<br /><br />I shower daily, always shake more than I should (more than three times and now you're just playing with it...) and try to make sure I have the musk in check. If there is any doubt, I'll offer up a his and hers shower session. It's sexy, wet, and shower head is awesome.<br /><br />That being said, it's just past noon my time. If someone were next to me in the car and was up for some road head, I'm sure I'd be within acceptable levels...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-62139142328717559002011-10-24T10:24:40.477-04:002011-10-24T10:24:40.477-04:00Oooh.. that's a good one too.
How about an am...Oooh.. that's a good one too.<br /><br />How about an amendment: <br />Soapy Robinson.Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-9122313846777374352011-10-24T10:22:08.266-04:002011-10-24T10:22:08.266-04:00The whole soap and water down under thing before g...The whole soap and water down under thing before going South can be overdone to. For real. Like....Make sure you rinse. Well. If I wanted my mouth washed out with soap.....Pamela Goldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03828671725848167955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-39801219828625321012011-10-24T09:27:25.800-04:002011-10-24T09:27:25.800-04:00@sweaty
Awe, sorry, babe... it had to be done.
@...@sweaty<br /><br />Awe, sorry, babe... it had to be done.<br /><br />@Jessica<br /><br />Hehe - your rant made me giggle. lolLady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6062424955786427474.post-80486378451431243642011-10-24T00:51:49.697-04:002011-10-24T00:51:49.697-04:00I'm no f*cking trooper on this one... thorough...I'm no f*cking trooper on this one... thorough cleansing with soap and water is a must before a penis enters my mouth. I admit it wasn't always like this when I was younger though, you know, heat of the moment and all that. Now though? The guy better cleans otherwise I'd seriously use some of those anti-bacterial spray.<br /><br />Sh*t, seriously? Must you use my name on the "The Sweaty Dipstick"? lol<br /><br />Hands down, the worst is the Hint O' Stinky Winky. Luckily it never happened to me (knock on wood). I think I'd probably be aversed to any kind of penis job if it ever... Just the thought of it made me nauseous :(Sweatyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07886118636402604168noreply@blogger.com