I couldn't see myself wearing an infected, detached penis around my neck, even if it was hand-crafted and hypo-allergenic (although I might argue that last feature). I would hypothesize that the jeweler was perhaps oblivious to its rather obvious phallic reference, but it got me thinking:
HOW ELSE CAN I WASTE MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT ELSE IS ON ETSY THAT CATERS TO THE MALE'S MIGHTY SWORD?
Oh! Here we go! I whittled it down into a super classy top ten for everyone.
You're most welcome.
9. Penis pouch:
8. Crocheted Willypillies:
7. Penis soap:
6. Tiny Penis Bottle:
I had to include the listing info for this one...
|"It's just a little prick."|
5. Flying Penis:
4. Genital Earrings:
3. The Lovers:
2. Cunt necklace:
OK. So there is no phallus in this, but I loved the description so much...
It may be a bit on the bliggin' ghetto side, but it's kinda me... RIGHT?
But thee best - the one that stole my heart...
1. Black penis ring:
I cannot WAIT until hubs comes home and sees a black cock